Don't smoke, run

Date: 08-03-2016 1:43 pm (5 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 01:43 PM (5 years ago)
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One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest happily
when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana, "Hey" he said to
the giraffe, "why do you do this to yourself my friend? Just
run around the forest with me, and you'll feel happier."
The giraffe thought about this, left the smoke and started
running with the rabbit.
After a while, they came across an elephant taking heroin,
"Hey" said the rabbit to the elephant, "why do you destroy
yourself with drugs? Just run around the forest with me and
you'll definitely be happier."
The elephant thought about this, left his drugs and started
running around the forest with the rabbit.
After a while, they saw a Lion taking cocaine, a powerful
drug, "Hey" the rabbit said to the lion, "why do you punish
yourself so? Just run around the forest with me and you'll
feel happier."
Then the lion left his drugs and started giving the rabbit the
beating of his life.
"Hey" said the elephant to Mr Lion, "This guy is only trying to
help us from taking drugs, why are you beating him up?"
Then the lion said, "Don't mind this idiot! That's how he
makes me run around the forest with him whenever he's
high!"

Posted: at 8-03-2016 01:43 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 11:55 AM (5 years ago)
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hahaha...omo the lion don break the code ooh rabbit you are lucky oh
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:55 AM (5 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 10:04 PM (5 years ago)
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NA TODAY LION THEY ALWAY LEAD.... VERY FUNNY.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:04 PM (5 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 01:52 PM (5 years ago)
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Hahahah..weed tins..
Posted: at 10-03-2016 01:52 PM (5 years ago) | Hero
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