Smart contractor

Date: 08-03-2016 2:02 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 02:02 PM (8 years ago)
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Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the
same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany,
and the third from France.
At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did
for a living.
When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard
said, "Hey we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a bid?" So, to the back fence they all went to check it out.
First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his
tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said,
"Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials,
$400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape
measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said,
"Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials,
$300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."
Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said,
"$2,700."
The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't
even measure like the other guys! How did you come up
with such a high figure?"
"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire
the guy from France."

Posted: at 8-03-2016 02:02 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 10-03-2016 09:03 AM (8 years ago)
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:06 AM (8 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:06 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 10-03-2016 11:38 PM (8 years ago)
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