How To Deliver A Tragic Story – Learn From Akpors

Date: 09-03-2016 7:41 am (9 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 07:41 AM (9 years ago)
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Akpos’ elder brother, Tommy, traveled to London months
ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom & their pet cat,
Kelly. Last week Tommy called from London to know how
they’re doing…
TOMMY: Hello brother how are you doing? how’s mom and
how is Kelly?
AKPOS: Kelly is Dead!
TOMMY(after a pause): Akpos, bad news is not revealed in
that manner. U should have started by saying something
like, “Kelly fell inside a well but neighbors are trying to rescue it”. Then when I call again U tell me, “Kelly broke it’s neck and is receiving treatment”. Then when I call again, U tell me they did their best but couldn’t save it. That’s how to break a bad news in a mature way. OK?
AKPOS: Ok bros, understood.
TOMMY: Ok, so how is Mom?
AKPOS: Bros, Mom fell inside a well, but neighbours are
trying to rescue her.
(Phone cuts).Tommy has been admitted in a private
hospital in London after going into coma.

Posted: at 9-03-2016 07:41 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 08:06 AM (9 years ago)
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HMMMMM.... VERY FUNNY.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 08:06 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 08:06 AM (9 years ago)
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HMMMMM.... VERY FUNNY.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 08:06 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:27 PM (9 years ago)
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I see..issokay
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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