― If nobody told u about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If u didn’t sleep on d couch and wake up on d bed.
― If u didn’t go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street.
and d owner’s dog comes through d backyard waiting for u
to come down from d tree.
― if u didn’t throw your milk tooth on d roof for the lizards
to take it and give u new ones.
― If u didn’t just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If u didn’t act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If u never flew a kite.
― If u didn’t use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
― If u didn’t write ur name on paper and insert it into ur
pen so that no one will steal it.
― If u didn’t close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
― If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
― If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees
@nights
― If u didn’t drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
― If u didn’t mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in d street.
― If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand without fire.
― If u didn’t play table soccer. with bottle cover..
Now use comment box, Tell us which one you did
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