Of course I am joking. Were you not the one that started it?

Date: 09-03-2016 9:58 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 9-03-2016 09:58 AM (8 years ago)
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A Guy was called for an interview
by Chevron based on his
performance while working for
Shell.
The Interviewer
Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell and what are
you looking at with Chevron? The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per
annum plus medical and other
benefits. Considering the position
here in Chevron, I'd be looking at
20-22 Million Naira per annum, a
status car, overseas vacation and medicals. Akpos said; Today is your lucky
day! The position comes with 35
Million Naira per annum salary,
2014 Range Rover Sport as
official car, Mercedes Benz S65
AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully
furnished house in Lekki, health
insurance for your wife and
children, 2 houses to be built for
you in any town of your choice
and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and
your family fully-paid first class, 2
Million Naira wardrobe allowance
per annum, cook, steward and 2
drivers, country club
membership, and you are entitled to keep all that the company
gives you if you put in just 3
years of service. The Guy in
bewildered excitement exclaimed;
Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking. Akpos said; Of course I am
joking. Were you not the one that
started it?

Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:58 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 10-03-2016 09:57 AM (8 years ago)
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hahaha omo see me see wahala oh you won play akpos the warri guy
no nah
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:57 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 10:01 AM (8 years ago)
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Hehehehe,ole
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:01 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 11-03-2016 11:23 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahananahehe haaaahaha,



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