Lagos Conductors And Their Uniqueness

Date: 12-03-2016 3:20 pm (9 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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- at 12-03-2016 03:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Lagos Conductors are the most
dramatic, melodramatic and
scintillating Conductors in the world
(sorry, planet). What makes them
special and unique?
Ok, 'lezz' go.
*1*
No Change ooo:
if you enter bus in Lagos and you
don't hear this anthem from them.. ''no
change ooo,'' then something must be
wrong with you. (your ears actually).
They tell you no change before you
enter, but the funniest thing is that
when you still enter with big money,
how/where they get the change from i
don't know.
*2*
NO NONSENSE:
They don't take sh*t from anyone.
Infact, ''CUSTOMER SERVICES'' no dey
dia dictionary.
---Conductor: ''madam, if u no wan
enta abeg make u con dan jareee'' ....
''madam, e jooo dress jareee! Na onli u
dey dis bus'' these comments, they
make with full strength and arrogance.

Posted: at 12-03-2016 03:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 13-03-2016 05:53 AM (9 years ago)
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hahahaah very correct thats
Posted: at 13-03-2016 05:53 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 13-03-2016 04:42 PM (9 years ago)
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I beg e get some tins wey no suppose smell here at all,,, carry am go d next forum
Posted: at 13-03-2016 04:42 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 14-03-2016 12:31 AM (9 years ago)
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I trust Lagos
Posted: at 14-03-2016 12:31 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 15-03-2016 02:50 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 14-03-2016 12:31 AM
I trust Lagos
Na we're u b from?
Posted: at 15-03-2016 02:50 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 02:51 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 15-03-2016 02:50 AM
Na were u b from?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 16-03-2016 02:51 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 04:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 04:42 PM
I beg e get some tins wey no suppose smell here at all,,, carry am go d next forum
Hmmmmm.... you this guy self, you be bad belle.
Posted: at 16-03-2016 04:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 04:44 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 04:42 PM
I beg e get some tins wey no suppose smell here at all,,, carry am go d next forum
Posted: at 16-03-2016 04:44 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 16-03-2016 04:44 PM (9 years ago)
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hmmmmmm.... nice write_up
Posted: at 16-03-2016 04:44 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 12:05 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 16-03-2016 04:43 PM
Hmmmmm.... you this guy self, you be bad belle.
Shutap yeye fowl like u
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:05 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 17-03-2016 10:53 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 17-03-2016 12:05 AM
Shutap yeye fowl like u
This is how then they write "shutap" for village.... i pity your amoeba life.
Posted: at 17-03-2016 10:53 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 12:33 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 17-03-2016 10:53 AM
This is how then they write "shutap" for village.... i pity your amoeba life.
C hw ur diarrhea mouth just dey drop water anyhow,,, if na village swear dey work u,, I go silence u b4 ur imbecility go dey chronic,, yeye fowl wey dey do fashion parade come my side,, idiot
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:33 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 05:42 AM (9 years ago)
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nothing so him mouth ok...so make you les
Posted: at 22-03-2016 05:42 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 12:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Yes,, nothing sew im diarrhea mouth na y bad water just dey drop anyhow
Posted: at 22-03-2016 12:09 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 22-03-2016 08:29 PM (9 years ago)
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lagos conductors fear them oooh..owa owa oooo...
Posted: at 22-03-2016 08:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 22-03-2016 09:38 PM (9 years ago)
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E b like say u no dem
Posted: at 22-03-2016 09:38 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 07:30 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 13-03-2016 04:42 PM
I beg e get some tins wey no suppose smell here at all,,, carry am go d next forum
see moron... You no fit carry ham for your head go there....
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:30 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 07:30 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Timothy Eazy on 14-03-2016 12:31 AM
I trust Lagos
na soo jare... Eko oni  baje
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:30 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 23-03-2016 07:32 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 17-03-2016 12:05 AM
Shutap yeye fowl like u
I knw say you never see fowl chop for una family.... You go use naijapls money it you see ham collect go buy ham.....
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:32 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 23-03-2016 07:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 23-03-2016 07:32 PM
I knw say you never see fowl chop for una family.... You go use naijapls money it you see ham collect go buy ham.....
Noo na all ur ape family grave I dey use am prepare so
Posted: at 23-03-2016 07:38 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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