Sad story of a man

Date: 15-03-2016 5:07 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matt
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- at 15-03-2016 05:07 PM (8 years ago)
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Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't
wish me, my parents forgot and so did my
kids. I went to work, even my colleagues
didn't wish me.
As I entered my cabin my secretary said,
"Happy Birthday Boss!". I felt so special,
she asked me out to lunch. After lunch,
she invited me to her apartment and we
went there. She said, "Do you mind if I go
into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay", I said
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake,
my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends
and my colleagues all screaming,
"SURPRISE!!!"
...and I was waiting on the sofa. NAKED!

Posted: at 15-03-2016 05:07 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 01:40 AM (8 years ago)
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na so evey man get him story
Posted: at 16-03-2016 01:40 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 16-03-2016 01:41 AM (8 years ago)
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na so evey man get him story
Posted: at 16-03-2016 01:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 11:24 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 01:40 AM
na so evey man get him story
Lols
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 16-03-2016 11:25 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 15-03-2016 10:26 PM
low ba3
Lols,go charge am,cum bck
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:25 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 16-03-2016 11:31 PM (8 years ago)
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PB 53
Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:31 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 17-03-2016 12:09 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: onyedika benson on 15-03-2016 10:26 PM
low ba3
Go and charge nw.
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:09 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 17-03-2016 12:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Very funny jokes...
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:10 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 12:56 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 17-03-2016 12:10 AM
Very funny jokes...
Ur head too dey nock
Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:56 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 17-03-2016 09:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 17-03-2016 12:56 AM
Ur head too dey nock
Na madness they worry u.
Posted: at 17-03-2016 09:59 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 17-03-2016 11:35 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 17-03-2016 09:59 AM
Na madness they worry u.
Ur head still dey knock
Posted: at 17-03-2016 11:35 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:21 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 16-03-2016 01:40 AM
na so evey man get him story
na so you talk jare... Everyman get his own story for life.... Make person just they pray for good story.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:21 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:22 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 16-03-2016 11:25 AM
Lols,go charge am,cum bck
abi. Now... Abi wetin you stii they wait for now...
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:22 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 24-03-2016 07:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 17-03-2016 12:56 AM
Ur head too dey nock
you they mad... Na your papa head knock scatter for Ground.
Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:23 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 02:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 17-03-2016 09:59 AM
Na madness they worry u.
Sidon dey talk say person dey madt... as frog waka commot,, na im dog come do him own dey nark ur mama tot0
Posted: at 25-03-2016 02:36 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 25-03-2016 02:38 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 24-03-2016 07:23 PM
you they mad... Na your papa head knock scatter for Ground.
Hehehehehe,,,,, sleeping imbecility imbecile.... hw u go take no say ur head don knock wen fly dey help u talk as u dey open ur diarrhea mouth
Posted: at 25-03-2016 02:38 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 25-03-2016 12:32 PM (8 years ago)
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I knw say na ma word go kill you for here... Mak you they copy copy wetin I write for here... You no get anything for mouth... Na bomb wetin I set for here remain... Don't worry I go soon blow ham for your month perhaps your head go correct
Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:32 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 12:52 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 25-03-2016 02:38 AM
Hehehehehe,,,,, sleeping imbecility imbecile.... hw u go take no say ur head don knock wen fly dey help u talk as u dey open ur diarrhea mouth
chai, see finishing,,
Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:52 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Eazyatumeyi at 26-03-2016 12:53 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on 25-03-2016 12:32 PM
I knw say na ma word go kill you for here... Mak you they copy copy wetin I write for here... You no get anything for mouth... Na bomb wetin I set for here remain... Don't worry I go soon blow ham for your month perhaps your head go correct
I beg do am fast
Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:53 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 26-03-2016 07:58 PM (8 years ago)
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see everywhere just dey scattered. .
Posted: at 26-03-2016 07:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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