Sad story of a man

Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't
wish me, my parents forgot and so did my
kids. I went to work, even my colleagues
didn't wish me.

As I entered my cabin my secretary said,
"Happy Birthday Boss!". I felt so special,
she asked me out to lunch. After lunch,
she invited me to her apartment and we
went there. She said, "Do you mind if I go
into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay", I said
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake,
my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends
and my colleagues all screaming,
"SURPRISE!!!"
...and I was waiting on the sofa. NAKED!

Posted: at 15-03-2016 05:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

na so evey man get him story

Posted: at 16-03-2016 01:41 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

Lols,go charge am,cum bck

Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:25 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

Go and charge nw.

Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:09 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ur head too dey nock

Posted: at 17-03-2016 12:56 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Ur head still dey knock

Posted: at 17-03-2016 11:35 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

abi. Now... Abi wetin you stii they wait for now...

Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:22 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Sidon dey talk say person dey madt... as frog waka commot,, na im dog come do him own dey nark ur mama tot0

Posted: at 25-03-2016 02:36 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I knw say na ma word go kill you for here... Mak you they copy copy wetin I write for here... You no get anything for mouth... Na bomb wetin I set for here remain... Don't worry I go soon blow ham for your month perhaps your head go correct

Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:32 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I beg do am fast

Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:53 AM (9 years ago) | Hero