Types of Pissing

Date: 25-01-2010 4:23 am (15 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 25-01-2010 04:23 AM (15 years ago)
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EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.

DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.

DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.

RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.









Grin Grin Grin Grin









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Posted: at 25-01-2010 04:23 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- damover at 25-01-2010 05:25 AM (15 years ago)
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ok. so which one is your favourite???
Posted: at 25-01-2010 05:25 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 25-01-2010 08:01 AM (15 years ago)
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na piss matter una won bring kum tuday!
Posted: at 25-01-2010 08:01 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 25-01-2010 11:34 PM (15 years ago)
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yes nah piss matter
Posted: at 25-01-2010 11:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- bilak at 26-01-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-01-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adedupcy at 26-01-2010 01:51 PM (15 years ago)
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oke
Posted: at 26-01-2010 01:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zolazola at 26-01-2010 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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now
Posted: at 26-01-2010 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 26-01-2010 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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ma favourite is d TOUGH
Posted: at 26-01-2010 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-01-2010 02:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:21 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-01-2010 02:49 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin be dis?
Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-01-2010 08:22 PM (15 years ago)
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j2s..this is crazy though it made me laugh. @ironlady, y d ulike that? soon or later it cracks
Posted: at 27-01-2010 08:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 27-01-2010 08:32 PM (15 years ago)
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guys, kinda a game, lets tally forumists just where you feel they belong. Dont take it personal... just make us laugh. guys: xter, sheenor, add12, teeco, j2s, mrdon, mrworld, kris, lyinka, bashade, 14 inch,coolguy, federico, ademola, bomber, zolazola, damover, monerinbrekemi, cleverc, gbravo....name others...OK
Posted: at 27-01-2010 08:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 27-01-2010 09:43 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-01-2010 09:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-01-2010 09:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 27-01-2010 08:32 PM
guys, kinda a game, lets tally forumists just where you feel they belong. Dont take it personal... just make us laugh. guys: xter, sheenor, add12, teeco, j2s, mrdon, mrworld, kris, lyinka, bashade, 14 inch,coolguy, federico, ademola, bomber, zolazola, damover, monerinbrekemi, cleverc, gbravo....name others...OK
i dont undrstand
Posted: at 27-01-2010 09:52 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-01-2010 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 27-01-2010 09:52 PM
Quote from: asaph on 27-01-2010 08:32 PM
guys, kinda a game, lets tally forumists just where you feel they belong. Dont take it personal... just make us laugh. guys: xter, sheenor, add12, teeco, j2s, mrdon, mrworld, kris, lyinka, bashade, 14 inch,coolguy, federico, ademola, bomber, zolazola, damover, monerinbrekemi, cleverc, gbravo....name others...OK
i dont undrstand
i mean where one falls like as you fall in-tough and coolguy in-childish.. kris -Radical... j2s falls in efficient
Posted: at 27-01-2010 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-01-2010 12:14 AM (15 years ago)
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bless u asaph
Posted: at 28-01-2010 12:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 28-01-2010 12:31 AM (15 years ago)
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is that a curse sir. go ahead
Posted: at 28-01-2010 12:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 28-01-2010 04:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Zolazola  --  Absent minded.   Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 28-01-2010 04:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 28-01-2010 08:58 AM (15 years ago)
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oga piss kip it up
Posted: at 28-01-2010 08:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 28-01-2010 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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yes...you got him
Posted: at 28-01-2010 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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