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![-]( "ademola78") ademola78 at 26-01-2010 11:40 PM (15 years ago)  (m) A man is in s court. The judge says, "on the 3rd august you are accused of killing your wife
by beating her to death with a hammer, how do plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!"
The judge asked the man to sit down and to refrain from making any noise.
The judge continued "........and that also on the 17th September you are accused
of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"?
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder,
"You dirty stinking rat !!"
At this point the judge called the man to the bench and said "I have already asked you to be quiet,
if you continue with these outbursts, i will have to charge you with contempt of court.
i can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?"
He replied " He is my next door neighbor"
The Judge replied,"I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any comments",
The man replied "NO, your honor,you don't understand.
Twice I have asked if i could borrow a hammer,and BOTH TIMES he said he didn't have one"!!
| Posted: at 26-01-2010 11:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 27-01-2010 12:02 AM (15 years ago) (m) imao hehehe | Posted: at 27-01-2010 12:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 27-01-2010 12:16 AM (15 years ago) (m) guy if to say u no be my man, i for say posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 27-01-2010 12:16 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ademola78") ademola78 at 27-01-2010 12:22 AM (15 years ago) (m) Na u sabi o | Posted: at 27-01-2010 12:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 27-01-2010 12:29 AM (15 years ago) (m) no nah true nah
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 27-01-2010 12:29 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ademola78") ademola78 at 27-01-2010 01:01 AM (15 years ago) (m) For where? | Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 27-01-2010 01:21 AM (15 years ago) (m) i no but i like d joke | Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 27-01-2010 01:23 AM (15 years ago) (m) posted sum tym ago!
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ademola78") ademola78 at 27-01-2010 01:36 AM (15 years ago) (m) mpcheeeeew | Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 27-01-2010 01:50 AM (15 years ago) (m) ademola no vex nah
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 27-01-2010 01:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ademola78") ademola78 at 27-01-2010 01:53 AM (15 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "federico") federico at 27-01-2010 02:04 AM (15 years ago) (m) smile | Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 27-01-2010 02:12 AM (15 years ago) (m) abi ohh.. show us ur macleans teeth
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 27-01-2010 02:51 AM (15 years ago) (m) posted beverymonth sef
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 27-01-2010 02:51 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "ademola78") ademola78 at 27-01-2010 03:04 AM (15 years ago) (m) u don come abi? | Posted: at 27-01-2010 03:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 28-01-2010 09:31 AM (15 years ago) (m) funiiiii | Posted: at 28-01-2010 09:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Andes") Andes at 29-01-2010 09:27 PM (15 years ago) (m) O.K. | Posted: at 29-01-2010 09:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "ademola78") ademola78 at 30-01-2010 05:35 AM (15 years ago) (m) ok wetin? abeg talk well | Posted: at 30-01-2010 05:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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