Lucrative Stock Market

Date: 30-01-2010 1:21 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
- at 30-01-2010 01:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $100.
 
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
 
The man bought thousands at $100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
 
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $250 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
 
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
 
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $350 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for $500."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
 
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!
 
Welcome to the "Stock" Market!!!!!

Posted: at 30-01-2010 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- nickyvil at 30-01-2010 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-01-2010 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 30-01-2010 03:07 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 30-01-2010 03:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 30-01-2010 03:11 PM (15 years ago)
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u try, so for instance the banking sector in 9ja where everybody buy shares who we wan sell am to
Posted: at 30-01-2010 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 30-01-2010 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 30-01-2010 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 30-01-2010 08:05 PM (15 years ago)
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roflmao.
Posted: at 30-01-2010 08:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 30-01-2010 09:09 PM (15 years ago)
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still lol
Posted: at 30-01-2010 09:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 30-01-2010 09:34 PM (15 years ago)
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me too lol
Posted: at 30-01-2010 09:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 30-01-2010 09:37 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-01-2010 09:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-01-2010 10:06 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one asaph,thats just the way it is
Posted: at 30-01-2010 10:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-01-2010 11:35 PM (15 years ago)
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funny piece there
Posted: at 30-01-2010 11:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 31-01-2010 11:52 AM (15 years ago)
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appricieted
Posted: at 31-01-2010 11:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 31-01-2010 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 31-01-2010 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 31-01-2010 12:22 PM (15 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 31-01-2010 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 31-01-2010 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 31-01-2010 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 31-01-2010 04:59 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 31-01-2010 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 1-02-2010 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 1-02-2010 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 1-02-2010 08:45 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks ol
Posted: at 1-02-2010 08:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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