10 things men would do if they had virg**a for a day !!!

Date: 02-02-2010 4:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 2-02-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for Bosom s too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


14_Inches
 

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- asaph at 2-02-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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OMG
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 2-02-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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ugh!

Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 2-02-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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some post, no sense here ooo
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 2-02-2010 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahaha.... i will fu*k mr. don all nite long if i had virg**a for just a day....
but oga mi, you go pay sha o...
Posted: at 2-02-2010 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 2-02-2010 07:16 PM (14 years ago)
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and he wd break it into tiny pieces
Posted: at 2-02-2010 07:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 2-02-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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14 na man and woman talk dem do u..wetin Bosom  and honeypot do for u gan sef.abeg change ooo b4 is too late
Posted: at 2-02-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 2-02-2010 07:51 PM (14 years ago)
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uh.........14:14 bravo...i hail u
Posted: at 2-02-2010 07:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vbyz299 at 2-02-2010 10:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Big time nonsense
Posted: at 2-02-2010 10:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 3-02-2010 01:34 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 5-02-2010 02:55 AM (14 years ago)
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lollll
Posted: at 5-02-2010 02:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 5-02-2010 10:31 AM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 5-02-2010 10:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 5-02-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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 ic
Posted: at 5-02-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- docreala at 5-02-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on  2-02-2010 07:21 PM
14 na man and woman talk dem do u..wetin Bosom  and honeypot do for u gan sef.abeg change ooo b4 is too late
u correct
Posted: at 5-02-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anggirl at 5-02-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
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 Angry big time rubbish man.
Posted: at 5-02-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 5-02-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: anggirl on  5-02-2010 03:20 PM
Angry big time rubbish man.
Huh? Sad Grin
no let 14:14 catch you o....
Posted: at 5-02-2010 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-02-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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na something dey scratch the gal...no  mind her

Posted: at 5-02-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 5-02-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahaha..... make she scratch the thing back now.
Posted: at 5-02-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 5-02-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  5-02-2010 04:34 PM
na something dey scratch the gal...no  mind her

I don get the gist, she is just trying to patronise me but I won't give her the opportunity !!!!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 5-02-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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