>
> "I don't understand the conflict in the scientific and
> religious communities regarding Creationism vs. Evolution,"
>
> I said to a group of visiting clients over lunch. "I mean,
>
> whether God created us via intelligent design or monkey's
> phyuking--we are still His creation."
>
> "Um, yes, I guess," said one suit. "I think the contra-
> diction comes in through the story of Adam and Eve..."
>
> "No problem," I interrupted. "If you are an evolutionist,
> then the story of Adam and Eve becomes a parable, which,
> by the way, is a popular method God employs when trying
> to teach us something. And if you are a creationist then
> you can take it literally. Either way, the only way to
> find out for certain is to die, so I'm in no hurry to
> know."
>
> "Who is this moro...guy?" one of the dickheads asked
> Magilla.
>
> "He's buying," Magilla replied.
>
> "Oh, I see, um, thank you. Interesting ideas..."
>
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