women are very difficult to understand (Page 7)

prophet with wrong infos....

that was what people like u say 2000 yrs ago to the man of nazareth

so u have lived for 2000 years...!?!??!

If you kiss her,
You are not a gentleman
If you don't,
You are not a man
 
 
If you praise her,
She thinks you are lying
If you don't,
You are good for nothing
 
 
If you agree to all her likes,
You are a wimp
If you don't,
You are not understanding
 
 
If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring
If you don't,
She accuses you of double-crossing
 


If you are well dressed,
She says you are a playboy
If you don't,
You are a dull boy
 
 
If you are jealous,
She says it's bad
If you don't,
She thinks you do not love her
 
 
If you attempt a romance,
She says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
She thinks you do not like her
 
 
If you are a minute late,
She complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
She says that's a girl's way
 
 
 
If you visit another man,
You're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"
 
 
If you kiss her once in a while,
She professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
She yells that you are taking advantage
 
 
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
You lack ethics
If you do,
She thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
 
 
If you stare at another woman,
She accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
She says that they are just admiring
 
 
If you talk,
She wants you to listen
If you listen,
She wants you to talk
 

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