What goes to Heaven first?

 The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of
your body goes first?

 
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."
 

"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,

"Because when you pray, you hold your hands

together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
 

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".

 
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..

Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and dad was on top of her, and she was saying,

"OH MY GOD, I'M COMING!, COMING!! ,COMING!!! ". If dad hadn't pinned her down very well, we'd have lost her!"
 
THE NUN FAINTED!

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Posted: at 21-02-2010 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 
 
 

14 Inches, U too much o

olopolo pupo

Posted: at 21-02-2010 10:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U don come abi ?

Posted: at 21-02-2010 11:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nah true i talk nah

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Posted: at 21-02-2010 11:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

I like dis version.....14 u try 

Posted: at 22-02-2010 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 23-02-2010 04:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

posted b10
but still funny kieep it up innocent johnny

Posted: at 23-02-2010 08:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Papa no go go until to ba darugbo papa!! Papa, Papa!!! (5ce).

I no go again self, jeALOUSY JEALOUSY!!!




14_Inches

Posted: at 24-02-2010 08:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wonderful JOKE! Na only faint,she for pass there go heaven
make we for see which part of her body first reach heaven...
Hahahahaha

Posted: at 27-02-2010 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

very funie

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Posted: at 28-02-2010 01:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac