What beer can do

Date: 23-02-2010 3:28 pm (15 years ago) | Author: mamudu blessing
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- at 23-02-2010 03:28 PM (15 years ago)
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 A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering
on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled
outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 23-02-2010 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm, pretty, havent this been posted b4??? seems like i have seen something like it b44444444444444444444444
Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 23-02-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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ok just lol over it again
Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 23-02-2010 03:42 PM (15 years ago)
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u see my lol is very scanty today, so i dont wanna use it anyhow.....
Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uploader at 23-02-2010 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 23-02-2010 03:42 PM
u see my lol is very scanty today, so i dont wanna use it anyhow.....
dnt tel me dat u r sooo broke dat u cant get urself more lol.   LOL!!!
Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 23-02-2010 03:51 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha hohohohohohohohoho gororororororororororo
Pretty u funnie 4 dis joke die
Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 23-02-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: uploader on 23-02-2010 03:48 PM
Quote from: MrDon on 23-02-2010 03:42 PM
u see my lol is very scanty today, so i dont wanna use it anyhow.....
dnt tel me dat u r sooo broke dat u cant get urself more lol.   LOL!!!

sure am not tell ya uploader, by the way, people are always downloading and u name ya self up..... Wink
Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-02-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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preeeeeeeeeeeeeetty, this haz bin here b4.
Posted: at 23-02-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 23-02-2010 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Kris, does that mean posted b4?
Posted: at 23-02-2010 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 23-02-2010 06:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 23-02-2010 04:08 PM
Kris, does that mean posted b4?

yes, but still funnie Grin
Posted: at 23-02-2010 06:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 23-02-2010 06:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Yes na, belly belly punny.
Posted: at 23-02-2010 06:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Cuteddy at 23-02-2010 07:22 PM (15 years ago)
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080572, THINK I LAUGHED MORE AT YOUR PROFILE PIX THAN D JOKE
Posted: at 23-02-2010 07:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 23-02-2010 09:16 PM (15 years ago)
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not 4ny and pb4
Posted: at 23-02-2010 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 23-02-2010 11:31 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4


dimejikemi where have u been? i don miss ur jokes die.. pretty dey here dey post trashy jokes..
Posted: at 23-02-2010 11:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 09:10 AM (15 years ago)
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j2s who open gate for u? i beg u carry ur madness commot 4 here sane people are only needed here. so kaput
Posted: at 24-02-2010 09:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 24-02-2010 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Lolzzzz 9ice one
Posted: at 24-02-2010 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prettyb4eva at 25-02-2010 09:13 AM (15 years ago)
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thank u
Posted: at 25-02-2010 09:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 25-02-2010 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 23-02-2010 03:39 PM
ok just lol over it again

hahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 25-02-2010 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- famous5 at 25-02-2010 11:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 25-02-2010 09:13 AM
thank u
thank you for what  lol abi
Posted: at 25-02-2010 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 25-02-2010 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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no 4 9ice 1
Posted: at 25-02-2010 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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