Young deaf-mute couple get married

Date: 24-02-2010 9:33 am (15 years ago) | Author: Hakeem Olaosebikan
- at 24-02-2010 09:33 AM (15 years ago)
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A young deaf-mute couple gets married. At first, they have sex with the lights on, in order to sign to each other.

One day, the woman asks, "Can we try to make love with the lights off?"

The man says, "OK, but how will you know when I want to make love?"

The woman says, "Well, when you're in the mood, just shake my left Bosom  once, and I'll know. If you don't want to, shake my right Bosom  once."

The man says, "All right. And if you want to make love to me, shake my penis once, if you do not want to make love to me, shake my penis about 50 times."

Posted: at 24-02-2010 09:33 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 10:01 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 24-02-2010 10:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Diadem at 24-02-2010 12:38 PM (15 years ago)
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No comment

Posted: at 24-02-2010 12:38 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- oaksplitter at 24-02-2010 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 24-02-2010 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 26-02-2010 02:48 AM (15 years ago)
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she go remove the penis na....why shaking it 50 times

Posted: at 26-02-2010 02:48 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 26-02-2010 11:32 AM (15 years ago)
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signal language huh?
Posted: at 26-02-2010 11:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 27-02-2010 03:58 AM (15 years ago)
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finally a joke from u that made me smile

Posted: at 27-02-2010 03:58 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ak4real1982 at 1-03-2010 09:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 27-02-2010 03:58 AM
finally a joke from u that made me smile
tankx j2s
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:52 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 3-03-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 3-03-2010 01:48 PM (15 years ago)
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he try
Posted: at 3-03-2010 01:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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yea
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Miss_precious at 3-03-2010 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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oooooooookay....walking away

Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 05:38 PM (15 years ago)
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watch ya front sha, with those shades on i wonder if u can see well ooo
Posted: at 3-03-2010 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 3-03-2010 07:34 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 3-03-2010 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 3-03-2010 07:56 PM (15 years ago)
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so after 50 tym he will get erection. wow
Posted: at 3-03-2010 07:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 3-03-2010 08:25 PM (15 years ago)
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50 times she wan wahala

Posted: at 3-03-2010 08:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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