> wild dogs.
>
>
>
> I'd rather suck the snot out of a gorilla's nose
> until the back of his head caves in.
>
>
>
> I'd rather wipe my ass with a cheese grater.
>
>
>
> I'd rather slide down a barbed wire banister into a
> bucket of alcohol.
>
>
>
> I would rather stick my genitals in a bees nest.
>
>
>
> I would rather crush my foreskin between two tables while
> being bitch slapped by a fat, mustached Greek named Spyros.
>
>
>
>
> I would rather have a porcupine inserted violently into my
> rectum.
>
>
>
> I'd rather drink a gallon of turpentine and piss on a
> forest fire.
>
>
>
> I'd rather suck cow snot through a straw.
>
>
>
> I would rather sandpaper a wildcat's ass.
>
>
>
> I'd rather watch Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne mud
> wrestle in the Nood.
>
>
>
> I'd rather bungee jump with the harness tied to my
> penis with your mother lying naked in the landing zone.
>
>
>
>
> I would rather dry hump a polar bear in a phone booth.
>
>
>
>
> I would rather spend ten hours getting a tattoo on my back
> and then find out it's the wrong one.
>
>
>
> I'd rather cram my penis in the ass of a bear with
> inflamed hemorrhoids.
>
>
>
> I'd rather have the ten strongest 300 pound linemen in
> the NFL play tug of war with my nut sack each side of 5
> pulling a separate nut in a different direction.
>
>
>
> I would rather try to open a beer bottle with my sphincter
> - and not a twist off either.
>
>
>
> I would rather have my lower legs stripped with a wood
> planer and then wear wool socks in August.
>
>
>
> I'd rather stick my nose up someone's ass after
> he just finished taking a wet, nasty dump.
>
>
>
> I'd rather shave my poison-ivy covered legs with a
> dull barber's razor and no water or soap.
>
>
>
> I'd rather french kiss a barracuda.
>
>
>
> I'd rather poke a Grizzly Bear in the ass with a short
> stick.
>
>
>
> I'd rather butt phyuk a rattlesnake in a phone booth.
>
>
>
>
> I'd rather nail my penis to the middle of a 2x4 and
> set both ends on fire and try to get loose with a butter
> knife.
>
>
>
> I'd rather stick a Hartz flea brush up my ass and jog
> a mile.
>
>
>
> I would rather have blow Pee Wee Herman in daylight, after
> he just whacked off in a movie theater without a bag to put
> over his head.
>
>
>
> I'd rather drink for a week from the septic tank of
> the 700 pound man next door.
>
>
>
> I'd rather wipe my anus with barbed wire.
>
>
>
> I'd rather insert and break a slender glass rod in my
> penis then tie it in a knot.
>
>
>
> I'd rather lick the undigested corn from a crusty
> elephant's ass.
>
>
>
> I'd rather run naked through a rosebush garden then
> jump into a pool filled with chlorine.
>
>
>
> I'd rather ride a donkey naked through the desert with
> snapping turtles clamped to my salty nipples.
>
>
>
> I'd rather be tied to a chair and forced to listen to
> Barry Manilow tunes while having my tonsils removed with a
> rusty spoon.
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