Strictly For Laughs! If These 20 Nigerian Actors Lived in Your Neighbourhood

Date: 29-09-2016 11:16 am (4 years ago) | Author: CLARA JANCITA
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- at 29-09-2016 11:16 AM (4 years ago)
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We all know the kind of drama that goes down in our neighbourhood. If these actors were our neighbours, this is what our neighbourhood will look like.

1. Pete Edochie: He is the daddy. He is the daddy to the daddyless on the street. The grandfather to the grandfatherless.


2. Patience Ozokwor: the mum that would make you break-up with the Love of your life, and make you marry a millionaire by force.


3. John "Mr Ibu" Okafor: This one is the neighbourhood idiot.


4. Kanayo O. Kanayo: Remember when your mummy said you shouldn't collect sweet from strangers so that you won't turn to yam? She was talking about Kanayo O. Kanayo.


5. Chiwetalu Agu: He's the man that everybody knows killed his brother's family to inherit the house.


6. Odunlade Adekola: This one just spends his days shouting about and being dramatic.


7. Francis Odega: He was your father's driver, then one day he won lotto and started forming big boy.


8. Funke "Jenifa" Akindele: This one will tell everybody that she was born in Paris, but somehow, she still speaks with conc Ibadan accent. Complete with the H factor.


9. Aki and Paw Paw: Neighbourhood terror. Period.


10. Hanks Anuku: He's always at the barbing salon, begging for money and telling people stories about when he was in America.


11. Mike Ezuruonye: Everybody suspects he's a cultist, but nobody has evidence.


12. Jim Iyke: His sister in the US sends him dollars every month, so he spends it on buying big speakers to disturb and impregnate all the girls in the area.


13. OC Ukeje: His mum thinks he's a good boy, but he spends all his free time with Hanks Anuku and the full bad gang.


14. Charles "Igwe Tupac" Okafor: This one did Yahoo Yahoo, but somehow, as he was receiving dollars, he was also receiving American accent.


15. Imeh "Okoh" Bishop: When he was leaving Calabar, they told him they were taking him to America, but the brought him to Lagos to do houseboy.


16. Amaechi Mounagor: He spends his days playing draft with his friends, or his bottle of Schnapps, or both.


17. Richard Mofe Damijo: He's hardly around, always travelling and forming fresh.Every time he comes back from the Abroad, all the aunties will gather outside and be like,



18. Rita Dominic: She's that Aunty that's so hot, but you know that no matter what, she can only be the love of your life.


19. Tonto Dike: She is that girl everyone thought had destroyed her womb, but she was the first among all the girls to marry and have a child.


20. Mercy Johnson: She is that one that went from extreme bad girl to amazing mum. Some girls on the street are wondering why their market is still not selling like her own.


Posted: at 29-09-2016 11:16 AM (4 years ago) | Hero
- senatordee01 at 29-09-2016 11:38 AM (4 years ago)
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sure, that's cool
Posted: at 29-09-2016 11:38 AM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diutopep at 29-09-2016 11:42 AM (4 years ago)
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THAT MEANS....RECESSION IS OVER NOW...., a very funny one indeed!!
Posted: at 29-09-2016 11:42 AM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AmazingMarie at 29-09-2016 11:45 AM (4 years ago)
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funny funny especially patience ozokwor
Posted: at 29-09-2016 11:45 AM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 29-09-2016 11:46 AM (4 years ago)
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poster you get time  Grin
Posted: at 29-09-2016 11:46 AM (4 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Trueyarn at 29-09-2016 11:57 AM (4 years ago)
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Poster you dull me, when my neighbour hood bam pass all these people
Posted: at 29-09-2016 11:57 AM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- ruthie at 29-09-2016 12:43 PM (4 years ago)
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una try.. over to serious ish.. edo state elections
Posted: at 29-09-2016 12:43 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- Omagrl at 29-09-2016 12:58 PM (4 years ago)
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lol. dats good
Posted: at 29-09-2016 12:58 PM (4 years ago) | Upcoming
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- benosky4 at 29-09-2016 01:15 PM (4 years ago)
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Crazy neighborhood indeed

Posted: at 29-09-2016 01:15 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kison at 29-09-2016 01:40 PM (4 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 29-09-2016 01:40 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- sandler at 29-09-2016 03:50 PM (4 years ago)
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WASTED GENERATION
Posted: at 29-09-2016 03:50 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgan1 at 29-09-2016 05:35 PM (4 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 29-09-2016 05:35 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- emytex74 at 29-09-2016 06:56 PM (4 years ago)
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Seen n noted
Posted: at 29-09-2016 06:56 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- philnel at 29-09-2016 08:49 PM (4 years ago)
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Nice one for this hard time jor....make man laugh
Posted: at 29-09-2016 08:49 PM (4 years ago) | Upcoming
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- philnel at 29-09-2016 08:53 PM (4 years ago)
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To be frank I really love Rita Dominic and will love to marry Her, just that I don't have Her contact. Am Phil Nelson [email protected]
Posted: at 29-09-2016 08:53 PM (4 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tweetynene at 29-09-2016 10:05 PM (4 years ago)
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Well put together..... the neighbourhood for over make sense
Posted: at 29-09-2016 10:05 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- winace at 29-09-2016 10:22 PM (4 years ago)
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They all don't fit. Some names are too gentle to be among dis list of neighbour or whatever.
Posted: at 29-09-2016 10:22 PM (4 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- EDDYPRINCE at 29-09-2016 11:33 PM (4 years ago)
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Nonsense post from nonsense poster
Posted: at 29-09-2016 11:33 PM (4 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- okatee at 30-09-2016 12:01 AM (4 years ago)
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NA NUMBA 15 GO KILL ME WIT LAFF OOO
Posted: at 30-09-2016 12:01 AM (4 years ago) | Hero
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- Vicky_joseph at 30-09-2016 09:20 AM (4 years ago)
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This is serious
Posted: at 30-09-2016 09:20 AM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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