Wat Will You Do To This Old Woman if you Happen To Be There?

Date: 27-11-2016 10:22 am (4 years ago) | Author: EDDY PRINCE
- at 27-11-2016 10:22 AM (4 years ago)
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Pals let's laugh a bit,,,,,

An old woman boarded a
Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o."
The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?"
Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama."
On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request.
After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us."
"Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, saying: "Take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o." Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin.
On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin.
The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said:
"Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol

Posted: at 27-11-2016 10:22 AM (4 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- EDDYPRINCE at 27-11-2016 10:30 AM (4 years ago)
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If I be the driver I go drop the woman for Benin I swear
Posted: at 27-11-2016 10:30 AM (4 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 24magic at 11-03-2017 05:21 PM (4 years ago)
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Will be kind to her because she is an old woman
Posted: at 11-03-2017 05:21 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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