Never Lie To Your Wife

Date: 11-03-2010 4:46 pm (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
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- at 11-03-2010 04:46 PM (15 years ago)
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada
with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'
 
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'

The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box!


Posted: at 11-03-2010 04:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 11-03-2010 05:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2010 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 11-03-2010 09:06 PM (15 years ago)
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the wife set a big trap for him

Posted: at 11-03-2010 09:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cayico at 11-03-2010 11:08 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2010 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 12-03-2010 01:45 AM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 12-03-2010 01:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 12-03-2010 05:50 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- damover at 12-03-2010 08:11 AM (15 years ago)
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lol. what a wise wife
Posted: at 12-03-2010 08:11 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bazemaster at 12-03-2010 03:28 PM (15 years ago)
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I see,

Posted: at 12-03-2010 03:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 12-03-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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what did u see?lol

Posted: at 12-03-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 12-03-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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he saw nofin
Posted: at 12-03-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yahoomail at 13-03-2010 10:28 AM (15 years ago)
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datr is men 4 u. so wise a woman .dis shows he went no fishin if nt he wuld hv sin d pyjamas in d fishin box
Posted: at 13-03-2010 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 16-03-2010 03:26 AM (15 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 16-03-2010 03:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 16-03-2010 10:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Lol.
Posted: at 16-03-2010 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 16-03-2010 11:15 AM (15 years ago)
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lolo
Posted: at 16-03-2010 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emaya at 16-03-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-03-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 16-03-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 16-03-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 16-03-2010 12:45 PM (15 years ago)
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oooh thanks poster
Posted: at 16-03-2010 12:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 16-03-2010 12:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Dis is good...@poster a wink
Posted: at 16-03-2010 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 16-03-2010 01:45 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-03-2010 01:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 16-03-2010 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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lolo
Posted: at 16-03-2010 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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