Tactful(?) ways to tell a man his fly is open:

Date: 14-03-2010 5:55 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 14-03-2010 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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> 17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

> 16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

> 15. Your dork is ajar.

> 14.  uasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend

> to his bells.

> 13. I can see your Gap dancers.

> 12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

> 11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

> 10. Elvis Junior has left the building!

> 9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

> 8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower

> deck, sir.

> 7. Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward

> quadrant!

> 6. Lil' Shaq's at the free throw line.

> 5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of

> "Hillary."

> 4. Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out.

> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

> 2. I see you have an opening in senior management.

> 1. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

Posted: at 14-03-2010 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- coolguys235 at 14-03-2010 10:41 PM (15 years ago)
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cant cram all these
Posted: at 14-03-2010 10:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 14-03-2010 11:24 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 14-03-2010 11:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sahga at 15-03-2010 12:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Whats wrong in telling somebody directly that his fly is open atleast he wont mis understand you
Posted: at 15-03-2010 12:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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