> old farmer.
> The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The
> next day, the
> farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news.
> The mule
> died."
>
> "Well, then, just give me my money back."
>
> "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
>
> "OK, then. Just unload the mule."
>
> "What ya gonna do with him?"
>
> "I'm going to raffle him off,"
>
> "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
>
> "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
> dead."
>
> A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and
> asked, "Whatever
> happened with that dead mule?"
>
> "I raffled him off. I sold a hundred tickets at two dollars
> a piece and
> made a ninety-eight dollar profit.
>
> "Didn't anyone complain?"
>
> "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
> back."
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