THE SHEPHERD TOLD ME I NEEDED HOLY WATER

Date: 20-03-2010 5:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Michael Omo
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- at 20-03-2010 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Another case happened recently when I went to see a friend at Igbede in Ojo Local Government Area of Lagos state. When I was done with my friend, he decided to see me off to the bus-stop. As we were approaching the bus-stop, we heard some noise under the bridge; IF YOU COMOT AM WE GO KILL YOU; OYA DEY phyuk AM. So we rushed down to see what exactly was going on only to see a white garment man popularly referred to as Shepherd (OLUSHO in Yoruba language) fully and completely naked and tremendously and mercilessly banging somebody’s wife inside the river. They were caught by a group of smokers whose voice we heard. As they were threatened, the woman confessed that she was barren and she went to the shepherd for spiritual help. So the shepherd told her that she needed HOLY WATER without which she cannot bear a child, after much talk, the shepherd disclosed to her that she needed spiritual sperm which he was actually giving to her before they were caught……


Posted: at 20-03-2010 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- vantheo at 20-03-2010 07:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol....wetin man no go see?

Posted: at 20-03-2010 07:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- chik001 at 20-03-2010 08:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 20-03-2010 05:23 PM
Another case happened recently when I went to see a friend at Igbede in Ojo Local Government Area of Lagos state. When I was done with my friend, he decided to see me off to the bus-stop. As we were approaching the bus-stop, we heard some noise under the bridge; IF YOU COMOT AM WE GO KILL YOU; OYA DEY phyuk AM. So we rushed down to see what exactly was going on only to see a white garment man popularly referred to as Shepherd (OLUSHO in Yoruba language) fully and completely naked and tremendously and mercilessly banging somebody’s wife inside the river. They were caught by a group of smokers whose voice we heard. As they were threatened, the woman confessed that she was barren and she went to the shepherd for spiritual help. So the shepherd told her that she needed HOLY WATER without which she cannot bear a child, after much talk, the shepherd disclosed to her that she needed spiritual sperm which he was actually giving to her before they were caught……

Which Film be that?
Posted: at 20-03-2010 08:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 20-03-2010 11:47 PM (15 years ago)
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False prophets, who get their time?

Posted: at 20-03-2010 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 27-04-2010 12:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Bazemaster on 20-03-2010 11:47 PM
False prophets, who get their time?

I tire o.

Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rbest at 27-04-2010 12:09 PM (15 years ago)
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barreness is better imagine than real. i feel for any woman looking for a child. they hav seen hell on earth. God pls bless every woman with children. u said we shld go to the earth and multiply. dnt visit us with ur wroth but forgive ur sins even wen all these good for nothing boys in the name of i love u has made many girls to block their wombs bcos of abortion. this is my prayer in jesus name. amen
Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Miss_precious at 27-04-2010 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaa....my good lord

Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 27-04-2010 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Miss_precious on 27-04-2010 12:12 PM
hahahahaa....my good lord

Are u scared or surprised?

Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- faithaina at 27-04-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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May GOD help us.
Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rbest at 27-04-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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amen ooo
Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 27-04-2010 12:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Miss_precious on 27-04-2010 12:12 PM
hahahahaa....my good lord

Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Miss_precious at 27-04-2010 12:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 27-04-2010 12:16 PM
Quote from: Miss_precious on 27-04-2010 12:12 PM
hahahahaa....my good lord

Are u scared or surprised?

both...its so shameful

Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 27-04-2010 12:38 PM (15 years ago)
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remix lol this topic has been posted before

Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ade_su_wa at 27-04-2010 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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uhm spiritual sperm indeed
Posted: at 27-04-2010 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 27-04-2010 02:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: esonu on 27-04-2010 12:38 PM
remix lol this topic has been posted before

Mumu.
Recalled by the same poster

Posted: at 27-04-2010 02:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 27-04-2010 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 27-04-2010 02:30 PM
Quote from: esonu on 27-04-2010 12:38 PM
remix lol this topic has been posted before

Mumu.

ur mother's baptismal name
 

Posted: at 27-04-2010 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ruffrugged at 28-04-2010 12:18 AM (15 years ago)
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if they want to commit adultery why do they have to spiritualize it and make everything so weird?
Posted: at 28-04-2010 12:18 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 28-04-2010 12:26 AM (15 years ago)
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nollywood movie
Posted: at 28-04-2010 12:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 28-04-2010 02:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: esonu on 27-04-2010 02:37 PM
Quote from: Michro on 27-04-2010 02:30 PM
Quote from: esonu on 27-04-2010 12:38 PM
remix lol this topic has been posted before

Mumu.

ur mother's baptismal name
 

I think it's ur fathers surname

Posted: at 28-04-2010 02:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ksurrina at 28-04-2010 02:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Sad that she doesn't have faith and believe in God. There are so many biblical stories where the women are barren and God gave them children after they start believing and trusting in Him. These false prophets it grieve my heart but Jesus told us about them. Sad story

Posted: at 28-04-2010 02:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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