Enter a Password

Date: 23-03-2010 2:13 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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- at 23-03-2010 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Enter a Password (Adult)
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, And at the appropriate point in the process. She told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,

He made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in....

P... E... N.... I... S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 23-03-2010 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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this shit was posted more than 123456789 times
Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 23-03-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago)
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omo see beef
Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- schegzy at 23-03-2010 02:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Indeed, It is being posted before.
Well done poster, try harder next tym.
More grease to your elbow.
Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 23-03-2010 02:58 PM (15 years ago)
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posted 10000 tyms
Posted: at 23-03-2010 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 23-03-2010 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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SO WAT?
Posted: at 23-03-2010 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 23-03-2010 03:11 PM (15 years ago)
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waitin dey u all this bad mouths, have u seen the ones i have posted so far. omo slow down 4 me abeg

dinho4lyf help me tell them abeg  and omo ur name strange like stranger 
Posted: at 23-03-2010 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 23-03-2010 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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GUY WE AR D PIONEERS OF DIS DOMAIN JST WE WENT ON XILE
Posted: at 23-03-2010 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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welcome pioneer sir
Posted: at 23-03-2010 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2010 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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reading comments.... am rating this joke as pb4.
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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and i give u thump up for that Kris....
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2010 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks man...
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 23-03-2010 04:27 PM (15 years ago)
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welcome...man
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 23-03-2010 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on 23-03-2010 03:09 PM
SO WAT?
wat so
Posted: at 23-03-2010 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 23-03-2010 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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asking

Posted: at 23-03-2010 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 23-03-2010 11:12 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmm   old
Posted: at 23-03-2010 11:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 24-03-2010 12:53 AM (15 years ago)
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so?

Posted: at 24-03-2010 12:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Duggy at 24-03-2010 07:28 AM (15 years ago)
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huh? sorry poster. I forgot my laughter in the toilet. kmt
Posted: at 24-03-2010 07:28 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 24-03-2010 09:47 AM (15 years ago)
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funi but... u kw naaaaaaa! pb4
Posted: at 24-03-2010 09:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rolinppp at 24-03-2010 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice one

Posted: at 24-03-2010 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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