* How Logical is the English Language?

Date: 16-04-2010 9:41 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 16-04-2010 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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The market garden was designed to produce produce.

The city tip was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

In the boat, a row erupted amongst the oarsmen about how to row.

The nurse wound the crepe bandage around the wound.

Dessie decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Chloe was too close to the door to close it.

When Ted saw the tear in the painting he shed a tear.

How can I intimate my thoughts to my most intimate friend?

Sherrie shed her shoes in the shed.

In terms of weight lead is in the lead.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Why do our noses run but our feet smell?

I did not object to the object.

Freddie filled in his form by filling it out.

Why do performers recite a play, yet play at a recital?

Posted: at 16-04-2010 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- kani_mendez at 16-04-2010 09:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Use ya head ...
Posted: at 16-04-2010 09:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 16-04-2010 09:48 PM (15 years ago)
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kolo
Posted: at 16-04-2010 09:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 16-04-2010 11:55 PM (15 years ago)
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funny comment
Posted: at 16-04-2010 11:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sabiti at 19-04-2010 09:06 AM (15 years ago)
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2ru talk.Anyways,english no b ma fada language
Posted: at 19-04-2010 09:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-04-2010 09:15 AM (15 years ago)
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gbamm!
Posted: at 19-04-2010 09:15 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- size1 at 19-04-2010 11:06 AM (15 years ago)
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kissing
Posted: at 19-04-2010 11:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 19-04-2010 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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ride on
Posted: at 19-04-2010 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 19-04-2010 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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thats its called english
Posted: at 19-04-2010 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 19-04-2010 04:31 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-04-2010 04:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- itmomoh at 19-04-2010 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-04-2010 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 19-04-2010 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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2much English can cause heart attack ,pls you are advice to use mothers language 


Posted: at 19-04-2010 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 19-04-2010 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-04-2010 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- swagsb at 19-04-2010 08:15 PM (15 years ago)
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am laughin my freakin ass off.
Posted: at 19-04-2010 08:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 19-04-2010 08:25 PM (15 years ago)
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@ poster you for tell me say ENGLISH NA YOUR PROBLEM...
I would have helped you out?
Posted: at 19-04-2010 08:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- swagsb at 21-04-2010 10:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 19-04-2010 08:25 PM
@ poster you for tell me say ENGLISH NA YOUR PROBLEM...
I would have helped you out?

lolz
Posted: at 21-04-2010 10:54 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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