My Rules

Date: 19-05-2010 10:39 am (14 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
- at 19-05-2010 10:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night.. whether you're here or not."

Posted: at 19-05-2010 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- asaph at 19-05-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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ooooh, sent this be4
Posted: at 19-05-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 19-05-2010 03:22 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 19-05-2010 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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old bt really good to laugh at again
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mystangel at 19-05-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 19-05-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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same ni... oldie.
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 19-05-2010 06:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Sex at seven is great.
Posted: at 19-05-2010 06:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blesyn003 at 19-05-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 19-05-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 20-05-2010 02:33 AM (14 years ago)
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funi... but seen b4
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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