A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife! The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: And that woman was my mother! Laughter and Applause!!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!
The wife went; ahhhh! with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out and I can't remember who she was!
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed.
Posted: at 21-06-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
chummyli at 21-06-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Imao !
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 21-06-2010 12:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 22-06-2010 10:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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