Igbo trader writes WAEC

Date: 02-07-2010 1:10 pm (14 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 2-07-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after
His Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was
Registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could
Answer was question number 3 and it says:

''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer:

Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba.

Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga : Ebuka , how did it go?

Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, question number three
Says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a
Shop.

Oga : And what did you write ?

Ebuka: Well I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop
Is at Alaba.

Oga : So is that all you wrote ?

Ebuka : Yes .

Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and
Complete address, stupid boy!
That's how you get customers, idiot!!!!




Posted: at 2-07-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- moneyinbrakemi at 2-07-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Hehehe---thumbs up sophiebaby
Posted: at 2-07-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-07-2010 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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thumb up gurl, i can't stop laughin
Posted: at 2-07-2010 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 2-07-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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I have already stopped laughing cos they both failed the EXAMINATION
Posted: at 2-07-2010 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-07-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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yes, but funi
Posted: at 2-07-2010 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 2-07-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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I know---but a bit cos the laugh don dey expire
Posted: at 2-07-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-07-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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e neva expire 4 my side.ooo, d joke is 2 funi
Posted: at 2-07-2010 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abiodun2009 at 2-07-2010 06:01 PM (14 years ago)
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lwmkd
Posted: at 2-07-2010 06:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 2-07-2010 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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nice jor

Posted: at 2-07-2010 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AskGod at 3-07-2010 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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laughin but still a nice ans 4 them
Posted: at 3-07-2010 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ademola78 at 3-07-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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This is really funny  Grin Grin Grin

Igbo guys in the house, what y'all got to say?
Posted: at 3-07-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-07-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago)
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ur name rings a bell poster, so i got to cheer ur joke oooo
Posted: at 3-07-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-07-2010 06:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Pb4

Posted: at 3-07-2010 06:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 3-07-2010 06:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  3-07-2010 05:58 PM
ur name rings a bell poster, so i got to cheer ur joke oooo

Na by like that?
Posted: at 3-07-2010 06:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 3-07-2010 11:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  3-07-2010 06:28 PM
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 3-07-2010 11:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 4-07-2010 09:17 AM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 4-07-2010 09:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ayedom at 4-07-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago)
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The joke funny die e! The boy and e oga na gbako dem be. Na only costumer dem sabi!
Posted: at 4-07-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Ninky at 4-07-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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we go enroll the oga too 4 ojota nursery & primary school
Posted: at 4-07-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 4-07-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on  3-07-2010 05:26 PM
This is really funny  Grin Grin Grin

Igbo guys in the house, what y'all got to say?
Grin Grin Grin... funny.
Posted: at 4-07-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 5-07-2010 02:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Gud of u

Posted: at 5-07-2010 02:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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