Nightly Hitch Hiking

Date: 30-09-2008 2:08 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
- at 30-09-2008 02:08 PM (16 years ago)
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This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.
The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he went to a beer parlour and asked for two shots of paraga.
He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and....wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Obakpororo, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."

Posted: at 30-09-2008 02:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zie85er at 30-09-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago)
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lmao..jesus..where una dey get all these jokes from
Posted: at 30-09-2008 07:10 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-08-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL, good one
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin rezimero u are 2 much,u just come and drop these laf 4 us here and left again missing in d house.am still Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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cool one.........joke of the week
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- rezimero at 5-08-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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make una no vex. i go soon return.
coolguy, thanx
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 03:55 PM (15 years ago)
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u r welcome........... this is the type of joke that make u laughing all day Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 5-08-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one, i cant stop laughing
Posted: at 5-08-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin somebody join me to keep this spirit of iaughter high like......... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-08-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago)
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dr. rezi, i hear say. inshort kido tell me say nafdac people come close your pharmacy... na true?
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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hearing
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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listening
Posted: at 5-08-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- rezimero at 6-08-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  5-08-2009 04:13 PM
dr. rezi, i hear say. inshort kido tell me say nafdac people come close your pharmacy... na true?
na me form NAFDAC. u don see where back tyre dey overtake front tyre. NAFDAC no fit!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-08-2009 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Seyolat at 6-08-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 6-08-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 7-08-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago)
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Crossing
Posted: at 7-08-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 7-08-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago)
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very nice one. keep it up
Posted: at 7-08-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 7-08-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 7-08-2009 11:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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