Funny Questions

 Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains onall fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Posted: at 14-08-2010 06:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

GUY,NXT TIME IM HERE I GO CHALLENGE DIS UR JOKE.IF I WIN U,U GO SEND ME 10 KISSES.DYU AGREE?

Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Lol

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Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no be toast u wan use style toast the bobo so...?

Posted: at 15-08-2010 02:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Tanx bro.

@KJJ,  If na only 10 kisses I no gree !

Posted: at 19-08-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 :)There were 3 friends in the woods The Hunter,The Trapper & The Stupid boy.The Hunter went out
and came wit a deer,The Trapper asked how he got it,The Hunter answered saying(Me see track,me follow track,me see deer,me shoot deer,deer stop)The Trapper went out and came with a bear,The stupid boy asked how he got it,The trapper answered saying(me see track,me follow track,me see bear,me shoot bear,bear stop)The stupid boy went out and came brutally wounded and crippled The Trapper asked him what happened The Stupid answered saying(me see track,me follow track,me see TRAIN,me shoot TRAIN,TRAIN no stop)

Posted: at 23-08-2010 09:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

he miss road.....although pb4

Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac