I'm coming, are u coming?

Date: 09-10-2008 5:14 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 9-10-2008 05:14 PM (16 years ago)
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Oh how sweet it is to be young and innocent........



John walked into class every morning with a black eye, and after a while U- Mistress got worried and asked him why he had a black eye.



John  answer was: "our house is very small miss and me, my mother and my father, we sleep in the same bed.



Every night my father asks "John are you sleeping?" then I say " no" and then he donners me and gives me a black
eye."
The teacher then says to him "when your father asks again, keep dead quiet, u don't answer"



The following morning John comes to school and his eye is fine, and says to the teacher he did as she said and kept
quiet. But the day after that John comes back with a black eye again. "Haaibo John, why the black eye again."



He tells her: "Mitress Daddy  asked me again...John are u sleeping?...and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started....you know .....doin their thin on the bed. Then my father asks my mother: Are you coming? Then u-momy says, Yes I'm coming.. are you coming too.... my fathers answered ... "Yes",......not wanting to get left behind I said " wait for me, I'm also coming, I just want to put on my shoes thats when daddy hit me again.


Posted: at 9-10-2008 05:14 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheenor at 17-11-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago)
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crazie.
Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 17-11-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 17-11-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 18-11-2009 08:42 AM (15 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 18-11-2009 08:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Brightg at 18-11-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago)
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huhuhu
Posted: at 18-11-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bensuwah at 18-11-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 18-11-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 18-11-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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ok funny
Posted: at 18-11-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-11-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-11-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-11-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaha.... this is nice...
Posted: at 18-11-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-11-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:39 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Brightg at 19-11-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago)
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:d :d :d
Posted: at 19-11-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 11:50 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha....one funny joke...love it....hahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 19-11-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin good one
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 19-11-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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humhumhum
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 19-11-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago)
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seen
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-11-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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o.k na!!!
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 22-11-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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lol...really funny
Posted: at 22-11-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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