John walked into class every morning with a black eye, and after a while U- Mistress got worried and asked him why he had a black eye.
John answer was: "our house is very small miss and me, my mother and my father, we sleep in the same bed.
Every night my father asks "John are you sleeping?" then I say " no" and then he donners me and gives me a black
eye."
The teacher then says to him "when your father asks again, keep dead quiet, u don't answer"
The following morning John comes to school and his eye is fine, and says to the teacher he did as she said and kept
quiet. But the day after that John comes back with a black eye again. "Haaibo John, why the black eye again."
He tells her: "Mitress Daddy asked me again...John are u sleeping?...and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started....you know .....doin their thin on the bed. Then my father asks my mother: Are you coming? Then u-momy says, Yes I'm coming.. are you coming too.... my fathers answered ... "Yes",......not wanting to get left behind I said " wait for me, I'm also coming, I just want to put on my shoes thats when daddy hit me again.
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