A wicked Hausa man

A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer,
when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were
initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the
sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes
of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh
said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow
each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to
be whipped!"

The yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was
done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.

TheI Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before
whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Hausa Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same
ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Hausa Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and
merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the
strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."

Posted: at 30-08-2010 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

posted b4 .............but nice remix

Posted: at 30-08-2010 06:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

make i waka

Posted: at 30-08-2010 09:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol..dat waz mean

Posted: at 1-09-2010 01:13 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

am lost

Posted: at 1-09-2010 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

hausa and igbo they go figth until heaven do them apart, may god settle them

Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

i was here!

Posted: at 2-09-2010 10:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac