A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!!

While browsing recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment
 
 Here it goes::.

 
  Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
 
  God's Mennonite Church
 
  Guided Missiles Church
 
  JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
 
  Healing Has Begun Ministry
 
  God's Own Ministry
 
  The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know)
 
  Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
 
  Huricane Miracle Ministry
 
  Healing Tsunami Ministry
 
  Satan in Trouble Ministry
 
  Fire for Fire Ministry
 
  Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO
 
  FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
 
  Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!
 
  Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
 
  The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
 
  Jesus Heal Ministry
 
  Face to face ministry
 
  Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
 
  Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
 
  By fire By Fire Ministry
 
  HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
 
  David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
 
  House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
 
  JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
 
  OPM - Other people's money (PH)
 
  God in action ministries
 
  Moving mountain gospel church
 
  MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
 
  Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
 
  Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"
 
  HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
 
  HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
 
  JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word
 
  Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
 
  Accredited Church of God
 
  Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!)
 
  Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
 
  Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
 
  LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
 
 And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God
 
 Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
 
 God is Real Ministry.
 Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
 
 Fire burn ministries
 
JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt
 
Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
 
 Old time religion ministry
 
Strong Hand of God ministry
 
 Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.

 Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil

 KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
 
 Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
 
SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
 
Perfect Christianity Ministry
 
Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
 
Elshaddai shall not die ministries ...pls note Powered by...lolz

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Posted: at 30-08-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hey lord of mercy.well no comment for now

Posted: at 30-08-2010 09:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

LOL... YOU TOO MUCH, BUT LIES FULL INSIDE THESE NAMES WEY I READ FOR HERE SO... WELL THEY ARE LEFT FOR GOD TO HANDLE.

Posted: at 30-08-2010 10:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

please where on earth did u get these names? am laughing  seriously...... buy only God knows who's really serving him.LOL

Posted: at 30-08-2010 10:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

this is indeed comedy of the highest order...........


well sha, i like the " Run 4 ya life ministry"...  lolz

Posted: at 31-08-2010 12:00 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

lol I saw this on Facebook. Those names are hilarious. lol

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Posted: at 31-08-2010 01:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolz.......omg..my ribs, d most funniest 1 is --MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD---

Posted: at 31-08-2010 01:50 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

na every day i dey beg God say make e come save us for naija i beg my brother see name wey dey go tell me say na  GOD tell them make them name church well Jehovah dey in control shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.*Hiss*

Posted: at 31-08-2010 03:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Okay o,if u con see my own nko,'O YATO FOO EVANGELISTIC MINISTRY',God dey.

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Posted: at 31-08-2010 07:44 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

matthew 7 :13_20 read: 13 “Go in through the narrow gate; because broad and spacious is the road leading off into destruction, and many are the ones going in through it; 14 whereas narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into life, and few are the ones finding it.
15 “Be on the watch for the false prophets that come to YOU in sheep’s covering, but inside they are ravenous wolves. 16 By their fruits YOU will recognize them. Never do people gather grapes from thorns or figs from thistles, do they? 17 Likewise every good tree produces fine fruit, but every rotten tree produces worthless fruit; 18 a good tree cannot bear worthless fruit, neither can a rotten tree produce fine fruit. 19 Every tree not producing fine fruit gets cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Really, then, by their fruits YOU will recognize those [men]

Posted: at 31-08-2010 08:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming