A sign of the times. See names of Churches in our country!!!!

Date: 30-08-2010 8:23 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- at 30-08-2010 08:23 PM (11 years ago)
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While browsing recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment Cheesy
 
 Here it goes::.
 
  Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
 
  God's Mennonite Church
 
  Guided Missiles Church
 
  JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
 
  Healing Has Begun Ministry
 
  God's Own Ministry
 
  The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know)
 
  Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
 
  Huricane Miracle Ministry
 
  Healing Tsunami Ministry
 
  Satan in Trouble Ministry
 
  Fire for Fire Ministry
 
  Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO Cheesy
 
  FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
 
  Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
 
  Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
 
  The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
 
  Jesus Heal Ministry
 
  Face to face ministry
 
  Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
 
  Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
 
  By fire By Fire Ministry
 
  HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
 
  David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
 
  House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
 
  JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
 
  OPM - Other people's money (PH)
 
  God in action ministries
 
  Moving mountain gospel church
 
  MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
 
  Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
 
  Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
 
  HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
 
  HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
 
  JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word Cheesy
 
  Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
 
  Accredited Church of God
 
  Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) Cheesy
 
  Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
 
  Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
 
  LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
 
 And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God
 
 Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
 
 God is Real Ministry.
 Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" Cheesy
 
 Fire burn ministries
 
JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt
 
Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
 
 Old time religion ministry
 
Strong Hand of God ministry
 
 Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.

 Trigger happy ministry. Motto- always firing the devil

 KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
 
 Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
 
SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
 
Perfect Christianity Ministry
 
Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
 
Elshaddai shall not die ministries ...pls note Powered by...lolz


Posted: at 30-08-2010 08:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- mat-James at 30-08-2010 08:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Some will tell you they saw a vision to start it,
but only God can challenge them on this issue on the last day,
my own no dey, i cant say any negtive thing about them
anyone that lies in God's name, let God answer and purnish him,
i have my Bible by my side always and asking god for inspiration
on which way to follow in life, thats my own 
Posted: at 30-08-2010 08:35 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sixtyhoney at 30-08-2010 09:40 PM (11 years ago)
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hey lord of mercy.well no comment for now
Posted: at 30-08-2010 09:40 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jereva at 30-08-2010 10:15 PM (11 years ago)
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wow...this peps are all and only interested in money!
Posted: at 30-08-2010 10:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- negalways2001 at 30-08-2010 10:22 PM (11 years ago)
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LOL... YOU TOO MUCH, BUT LIES FULL INSIDE THESE NAMES WEY I READ FOR HERE SO... WELL THEY ARE LEFT FOR GOD TO HANDLE.
Posted: at 30-08-2010 10:22 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Alex11 at 30-08-2010 10:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Nawa! no be small research you do, as I de read dey go na so laughter dey hole me, na only God know the genue one for inside.
Posted: at 30-08-2010 10:29 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 30-08-2010 10:48 PM (11 years ago)
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please where on earth did u get these names? am laughing  seriously...... buy only God knows who's really serving him.LOL Grin
Posted: at 30-08-2010 10:48 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 30-08-2010 10:52 PM (11 years ago)
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HELP OH, NAIJA PALS WONT KILL US WITH THIER CHURCH COMEDY...................................... STILL LAUGHING. THUMBS UP TO UR LEVEL OF CREATIVITY.
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- ceejay58 at 31-08-2010 12:00 AM (11 years ago)
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this is indeed comedy of the highest order........... Grin Grin Grin Grin


well sha, i like the " Run 4 ya life ministry"...  lolz
Posted: at 31-08-2010 12:00 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mydicksweet at 31-08-2010 12:13 AM (11 years ago)
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hahaha guy u too funny no be small how wish say u dey very close to me i for ask u to come and share my beer with me.that's why i no dey even dey bother myself dey go church this days bcz of things like dis.but anyway i no fit cast stone on them all i can say is that may God in heaven judge the bad one's that are after money
Posted: at 31-08-2010 12:13 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ksurrina at 31-08-2010 01:21 AM (11 years ago)
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lol I saw this on Facebook. Those names are hilarious. lol

Posted: at 31-08-2010 01:21 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nwachiefchina at 31-08-2010 01:33 AM (11 years ago)
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they no dey use eyes see uncompleted building.dont mind dem.
Posted: at 31-08-2010 01:33 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Brihanna at 31-08-2010 01:50 AM (11 years ago)
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lolz.......omg..my ribs, d most funniest 1 is --MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD--- Grin
Posted: at 31-08-2010 01:50 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ksurrina at 31-08-2010 02:08 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mydicksweet on 31-08-2010 12:13 AM
hahaha guy u too funny no be small how wish say u dey very close to me i for ask u to come and share my beer with me.that's why i no dey even dey bother myself dey go church this days bcz of things like dis.but anyway i no fit cast stone on them all i can say is that may God in heaven judge the bad one's that are after money

lol Don't let them stop you from attending church. You can test the Spirit to know if they are serving the right God. Here is a cold Red Stripe.  Grin

Posted: at 31-08-2010 02:08 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kayfem at 31-08-2010 03:55 AM (11 years ago)
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na every day i dey beg God say make e come save us for naija i beg my brother see name wey dey go tell me say na  GOD tell them make them name church well Jehovah dey in control shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.*Hiss*
Posted: at 31-08-2010 03:55 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sanya01 at 31-08-2010 07:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Devil go hear am?? Other peoples Money?

Jesus neva bleep up?? WAT DA HELL?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 31-08-2010 07:32 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mconi at 31-08-2010 07:44 AM (11 years ago)
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Okay o,if u con see my own nko,'O YATO FOO EVANGELISTIC MINISTRY',God dey.

Posted: at 31-08-2010 07:44 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- anemeje at 31-08-2010 08:15 AM (11 years ago)
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NA SO............... I WAN COME OPEN MY OWN LIKE 5 FOR EACH STATE & THE NAME GO BE  GIVE GOD MONEY MINISTRY IF YOU WAN RICH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,B/COZ IF YOU NO SEE WORK YOU OPEN CHURCH EASY
Posted: at 31-08-2010 08:15 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- japhethjeff at 31-08-2010 08:33 AM (11 years ago)
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matthew 7 :13_20 read: 13 “Go in through the narrow gate; because broad and spacious is the road leading off into destruction, and many are the ones going in through it; 14 whereas narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into life, and few are the ones finding it.
15 “Be on the watch for the false prophets that come to YOU in sheep’s covering, but inside they are ravenous wolves. 16 By their fruits YOU will recognize them. Never do people gather grapes from thorns or figs from thistles, do they? 17 Likewise every good tree produces fine fruit, but every rotten tree produces worthless fruit; 18 a good tree cannot bear worthless fruit, neither can a rotten tree produce fine fruit. 19 Every tree not producing fine fruit gets cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Really, then, by their fruits YOU will recognize those [men]
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- qunodinga at 31-08-2010 08:41 AM (11 years ago)
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MY OWN CHURCH IS NOT  LISTED WHY?

CHURCH OF GOOD PEOPLE LTD.
Posted: at 31-08-2010 08:41 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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