I know the whole truth

Date: 02-09-2010 1:48 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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- at 2-09-2010 01:48 PM (13 years ago)
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At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"

Posted: at 2-09-2010 01:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- osahen at 2-09-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Yeh
Posted: at 2-09-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-09-2010 03:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 2-09-2010 03:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adebamibo at 2-09-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 2-09-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sydneyiyke at 2-09-2010 06:12 PM (13 years ago)
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i no deh.....
Posted: at 2-09-2010 06:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bab4me at 2-09-2010 09:42 PM (13 years ago)
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na waaaaaaaaa oooooooooo
Posted: at 2-09-2010 09:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kizzybillion at 2-09-2010 11:38 PM (13 years ago)
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omo see phyuk up.... ; Cheesy.....d boy never even knw half
Posted: at 2-09-2010 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 3-09-2010 03:15 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-09-2010 03:15 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing..
Posted: at 3-09-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 3-09-2010 02:22 PM (13 years ago)
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to where
Posted: at 3-09-2010 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  3-09-2010 02:22 PM
to where
My house!
Posted: at 3-09-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-09-2010 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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ok i no the whole truth,,,..make kris come
Posted: at 4-09-2010 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- negalways2001 at 4-09-2010 03:55 PM (13 years ago)
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oh the reward became hug. ok
Posted: at 4-09-2010 03:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- maiprecious2604 at 5-09-2010 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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nice & funny!!!
Posted: at 5-09-2010 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 5-09-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted: at 5-09-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- BabangidaTukur at 5-09-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Real funny
Posted: at 5-09-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 5-09-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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2 funny

Posted: at 5-09-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 6-09-2010 09:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  4-09-2010 11:10 AM
ok i no the whole truth,,,..make kris come
Huh?
Posted: at 6-09-2010 09:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 6-09-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 6-09-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 6-09-2010 11:53 AM (13 years ago)
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BRB
Posted: at 6-09-2010 11:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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