Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates:
Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults with
astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to
10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy
every evening.
Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had
any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice??
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
pls vote wisely based on their profile above
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