wise man

Date: 04-10-2010 3:34 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
- at 4-10-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago)
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A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first
wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was
done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same
ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."




Posted: at 4-10-2010 03:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 5-10-2010 02:16 AM (14 years ago)
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not again cutest
Posted: at 5-10-2010 02:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 5-10-2010 01:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  5-10-2010 02:16 AM
not again cutest
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
@Dacutest, it has been pb4.
Posted: at 5-10-2010 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-10-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago)
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okay...
Posted: at 5-10-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 6-10-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 6-10-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-10-2010 07:56 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 6-10-2010 07:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 7-10-2010 08:47 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 7-10-2010 08:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-10-2010 10:14 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  6-10-2010 07:56 PM
posted b4
Angry Angry Angry Angry
see, no just talk anytin for here oo... Angry
Posted: at 7-10-2010 10:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 8-10-2010 02:00 AM (14 years ago)
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abi..
Posted: at 8-10-2010 02:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 8-10-2010 09:57 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on  4-10-2010 03:34 PM
A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first
wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was
done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same
ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."




gud 1
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- brizio at 12-10-2010 05:52 AM (14 years ago)
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okay babes...this is one too many, even i can't keep backing u

but e now mean... my tomato jos...
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- preciousemma60 at 12-10-2010 08:00 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 12-10-2010 08:00 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- honeydropss at 12-10-2010 09:15 AM (14 years ago)
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awwww........that is just mean!!
Posted: at 12-10-2010 09:15 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 15-10-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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sry
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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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una wan killam with pb4,he don do.but still funny

Posted: at 16-10-2010 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 09:17 AM (14 years ago)
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una wan killam with pb4,e don do.but the yoruba man dey wicked why not hausa man.funny

Posted: at 16-10-2010 09:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 16-10-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago)
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passin
Posted: at 16-10-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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