the girl n her teacher

Date: 30-10-2010 11:34 am (14 years ago) | Author: Young-Arney Ibim Alabo
- at 30-10-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
 
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.
 
The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
 
The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
 
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
 
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
 
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him.

Posted: at 30-10-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- omotoyosolabisi at 30-10-2010 12:38 PM (14 years ago)
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U nid deliverance. go register with kristanus and bodeniyi
Posted: at 30-10-2010 12:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 30-10-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago)
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olabisi u are getting stuborn..i go soon tame you..
Posted: at 30-10-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 30-10-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago)
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u smoke
Posted: at 30-10-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 30-10-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago)
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funny but seenb4
Posted: at 30-10-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- stranz at 30-10-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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younglost u no belong here
Posted: at 30-10-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Selu at 30-10-2010 03:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Still laffing
Posted: at 30-10-2010 03:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 30-10-2010 09:49 PM (14 years ago)
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u dey weed? if e no good for ur health quit, u hear
Posted: at 30-10-2010 09:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donmicheal at 30-10-2010 09:52 PM (14 years ago)
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leave am abeg
Posted: at 30-10-2010 09:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 1-11-2010 12:44 AM (14 years ago)
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una drink?
Posted: at 1-11-2010 12:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AskGod at 1-11-2010 04:26 AM (14 years ago)
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omotoyosolabisi he go come your house 4 deliverance.
Posted: at 1-11-2010 04:26 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 1-11-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 30-10-2010 12:38 PM
U nid deliverance. go register with kristanus and bodeniyi
I dont deliever male clients.. only in charge of females, so he should try Kris
Posted: at 1-11-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 1-11-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-11-2010 12:44 AM
una drink?

tell them again.
them drink tomboo
lol Grin Grin Grin Tongue
Posted: at 1-11-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 1-11-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on  1-11-2010 10:46 AM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 30-10-2010 12:38 PM
U nid deliverance. go register with kristanus and bodeniyi
I dont deliever male clients.. only in charge of females, so he should try Kris
Bode the man strumpet.
Posted: at 1-11-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 1-11-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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i no know Y pipo wen dey weed anytime dem missdo, u try to caution dem dem go dey vex?
Posted: at 1-11-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 1-11-2010 05:29 PM (14 years ago)
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true talk Cool
Posted: at 1-11-2010 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 1-11-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 1-11-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 1-11-2010 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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@frenzeecool   popsted b/4 or weed b/4?
Posted: at 1-11-2010 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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