A VERY SAD XPERIENCE, BUT LAUGH IT OUT

Date: 06-11-2010 4:07 pm (14 years ago) | Author: OCHE DA COMEDIAN
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- at 6-11-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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I DRESSED IN MY FAVORITE COLOUR (WHITE)  I WAS GOING TO IMPRESS MY FIRST DATE..... u know first impression matters... THAT DAY IT RAINED SO I BOARDED OKADA TO AVOID WATER SPLASHES ON ME......
BARELY A STREET TO HER HOUSE, I ALIGHTED TO MAKE A MOVEMENT SWAGG, PAID THE OKADA AND WAS ON MY WAY.
SUDDENLY A CAR JUST PAST ME WITH A SPEED...SPLASHING LOADS OF MUD ON ME.... THE GATE WAS OPENED FOR HIM COS HE LIVED NEARBY AND HE ZOOMED IN.......... I WAS FURIOUS.... THIS IS THE HIGHEST DISGRACE AND AM WILLING TO DIE FOR THIS ONE... WAS THE ONLY THOUGHT THAT CAME INTO MY HEAD.... SO I FOLLOWED AND KNOCKED MADLY ON THE GATE (GBAM GBAM GBAM GBAM) NO RESPONDS....  AS I WAS ABOUT TO KNOCK AGAIN...  A HAND CAME OUT FROM A PIGEON HOLE AND LANDED ME AN ENGLISH SLAP (GBOOOOOOO) ... SUDDENLY, THE WORLD WAS WITHOUT FORM, AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE EARTH.... WHEN THE LIGHT CAME.....I DRESSED BACK AND LOOKED @ THE GATE WELL THAT WAS WHEN I SAW CLEARLY WRITTEN ON THE GARE    ""A WELL EXPERIENCED SLAPPING DEVICE....KEEP OFF.... OLD SOLDIER SAY SO)
 I WENT HOME QUIETLY...........HMMMMMMMM

Posted: at 6-11-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 6-11-2010 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very funny
Posted: at 6-11-2010 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- roughedge at 6-11-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  6-11-2010 04:14 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very funny
TANX BABE
Posted: at 6-11-2010 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ademola78 at 6-11-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Ol boy, GOD save your rough a** that day o....

 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2010 04:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 6-11-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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sad,,..but very funny ..sorry man such is life
Posted: at 6-11-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- roughedge at 6-11-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago)
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TANX PALS... WITHOUT U I WONT BE HERE... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Moshaden4real at 6-11-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 6-11-2010 05:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Selu at 6-11-2010 05:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Very funny
Posted: at 6-11-2010 05:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 6-11-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago)
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funny and nice
Posted: at 6-11-2010 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- roughedge at 6-11-2010 06:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  6-11-2010 05:50 PM
funny and nice
glad u loved it
Posted: at 6-11-2010 06:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 6-11-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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guy, where are u from? freaking funny
Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 6-11-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Dis is just too funny.......i need to save laugh ooooo Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2010 08:30 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 07:42 AM (14 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 8-11-2010 07:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- roughedge at 8-11-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on  6-11-2010 08:26 PM
guy, where are u from? freaking funny
FROM ABUJA.... JUST AN UPCOMING COMEDIAN
Posted: at 8-11-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: roughedge on  8-11-2010 05:20 PM
Quote from: shinapeters on  6-11-2010 08:26 PM
guy, where are u from? freaking funny
FROM ABUJA.... JUST AN UPCOMING COMEDIAN
kkip it up
Posted: at 8-11-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-11-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheheheheheee.
good one roughedge.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- roughedge at 8-11-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-11-2010 05:40 PM
heheheheheheheheheheheheee.
good one roughedge.
tank u sir
Posted: at 8-11-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 8-11-2010 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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OMG very funny
good one
Posted: at 8-11-2010 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-11-2010 06:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on  8-11-2010 05:35 PM
Quote from: roughedge on  8-11-2010 05:20 PM
Quote from: shinapeters on  6-11-2010 08:26 PM
guy, where are u from? freaking funny
FROM ABUJA.... JUST AN UPCOMING COMEDIAN
kkip it up
thank God u encouraged him.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 8-11-2010 06:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  8-11-2010 06:13 PM
Quote from: Arabmoney2 on  8-11-2010 05:35 PM
Quote from: roughedge on  8-11-2010 05:20 PM
Quote from: shinapeters on  6-11-2010 08:26 PM
guy, where are u from? freaking funny
FROM ABUJA.... JUST AN UPCOMING COMEDIAN
kkip it up
thank God u encouraged him.

abi oooooooo
Posted: at 8-11-2010 06:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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