Old Man

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the

85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

Posted: at 12-11-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

No my Rove you say a little good and alot bad help man know that hell is real

Posted: at 12-11-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

josiah u get mind dey call solid grandpa.u no dey fear ooo

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Posted: at 12-11-2010 01:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

i dey tell u say the old man na solid solid grandpa and u dey tell me anoda tin.

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Posted: at 12-11-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hahu

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Posted: at 12-11-2010 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 13-11-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 13-11-2010 08:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ee be like say na him senior Jesus
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Posted: at 14-11-2010 03:02 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

wetin be ok?

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Posted: at 14-11-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I like it man, gud work.

Posted: at 14-11-2010 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming