Comot ur own......

Date: 13-11-2010 12:40 pm (14 years ago) | Author: matilda alexandria ntino
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- at 13-11-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Na so it hapin for courtroom...oooooooo
Case versus Papa Kwaku{accused} and Mansa Yaa [pregnant] (defendant]
   JUDGE;  Papa Kwaku, the case wey dey here for my face say, na you gif dis girl here Mansa Yaa belly wey im cary.Guilty or not    guilty?
   PAPA KWAKU; My Lord, no be meoooooo. I no guilty!
   JUDGE; Why? explain how she com hold you accuse!
   PAPA KWAKU; My Lord I nefa see this girl before!
   JUDGE; remember you dey for oath! She say na force entry you take do am.
   PAPA KWAKU; Obuaooooo{na lie  ooooo] I nefa force enter anywhere before, na she open door for me.
   JUDGE; Ooooh so you don agree now that you enter.
   PAPA KWAKU; My Lord  na only dat once,and no be only me, so I no be responsible for the belly.
   JUDGE; So how many times you think say you go enter before dey catch you?
   PAPA KWAKU; no answer,
   JUDGE; Judgement!  'Bailiff, bring spoon for Papa Kwaku to commot im own one share from the belly, we go look for who get
   the rest! Cou......rt dismiss!
   

Posted: at 13-11-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Arabmoney2 at 13-11-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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kolo mental
Posted: at 13-11-2010 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dorro at 13-11-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 13-11-2010 04:55 PM
kolo mental
na u again???
Posted: at 13-11-2010 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ademola78 at 13-11-2010 05:45 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

ol boy, bring it on joo. Wink
Posted: at 13-11-2010 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 13-11-2010 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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4ny
Posted: at 13-11-2010 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 01:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dorro on 13-11-2010 05:37 PM
Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 13-11-2010 04:55 PM
kolo mental
na u again???
u dey mad? Me again do wetin take time
Posted: at 14-11-2010 01:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 14-11-2010 01:29 AM (14 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 14-11-2010 01:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 14-11-2010 02:11 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 14-11-2010 02:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 14-11-2010 08:06 AM (14 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 14-11-2010 08:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago)
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?
Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 14-11-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 14-11-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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4ny
Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 14-11-2010 11:56 AM (14 years ago)
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good but no salt
Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 14-11-2010 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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oya add salt now.
Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 14-11-2010 07:52 PM (14 years ago)
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make him no add oversalt oh
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2010 07:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 14-11-2010 09:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 16-11-2010 05:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Your hmmmmmm go soon finish o
Posted: at 16-11-2010 05:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 09:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Wen judge be Solomon?Huh??
Posted: at 16-11-2010 09:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- divineproject at 17-11-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha...........
Posted: at 17-11-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terdue at 17-11-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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i don hear
Posted: at 17-11-2010 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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