God Forbid! Reno Omokri Reacts To Rumors Of Goodluck Jonathan Joining APC

Reno Omokri has reacted to rumors that his former boss, ex-president Goodluck Jonathan, is set to defect to the ruling APC. A Twitter user had asked Reno to clarify on the rumor. Responding, Reno wrote

''Dear @MykaelDon,

God forbid that such a thing should ever happen. However, if it should happen (it will NOT!), is it on Twitter you will see it or CNN? This man is more than a honourable man. He is a specimen of a gentleman. He is 63 years old and throughout his life he has only ever been in one party.

The best judge of future behaviour is past behaviour. APC celebrates when even a councillor joins their useless party. How will a former President, especially one with the juice that HE Jonathan has, join that contraption of backwardness, and you will not see APC dancing naked for joy? God gave us common sense. Let’s use it!

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Posted: at 16-09-2021 09:47 AM (3 years ago) | Addicted Hero

"God forbid" indeed. But I can predict what will happen if indeed Presido Jonah deffects to APC: Reno Omokri will commit Suicide. Frankly speaking, the APC has never truly  supported the rotation of the Presidency to the Southern Part of the Country. Now that its clearly only a miracle can make Jagaban, stand on his two legs again, the coast is clear for the APC to activate its mechanisms  to hold on to the job it likes best. President Jonathan is planned to be used as decoy to hide an evil intention, whereby the Party will subtly bring in an Arewa man. The likely beneficiary will likely be Oloye, the man with bag of tricks, who used similar mechanism to rig himself in as the President of the 8th Senate. The Arrow Head of the APC Plan is the duo of Gov Boni of Yobe, and the thAttoney General and Justice Minister. Even, a suppossedly religious group  :'(that calls itself Arewa Christian Youth has been recruited to pull the wool over the face of its Southern Counterparts to openly endorse the worst performed Governor in the Country to rule over this unfortunate Country in the next dispensation. God Dey O,! (Apologies to Mama Peace).

Posted: at 16-09-2021 11:10 AM (3 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Why APC would want Jo-o-nan-tan is beyond me. He is neither an electoral asset nor a politician with deep progressive (or any) ideology. He was just one luck chap who was in the right place at the right time and who misused his opportunity. He should go back to the Zoo.

Posted: at 16-09-2021 07:04 PM (3 years ago) | Gistmaniac