WHy In Th3 WoRld Ar3 u CryiNG

Date: 22-11-2010 7:59 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Green Genius for Life
- at 22-11-2010 07:59 PM (13 years ago)
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park
bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said, "I have a 22-year-old husband at home. He makes love to me
every morning and
then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly
ground coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite
brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.

I said, "Okay, so why are you crying?"

She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my
favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

Posted: at 22-11-2010 07:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 22-11-2010 08:08 PM (13 years ago)
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i said i can't remember if dis is funny or not
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 22-11-2010 08:11 PM (13 years ago)
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what do i say?Huh?
Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lobocious at 28-11-2010 10:34 AM (13 years ago)
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@ poster,i dey sorry 4 U.
Posted: at 28-11-2010 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 28-11-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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ok Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-11-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 28-11-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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i dont think i remember reading dis joke

but i dey suspect lady ooo
maybe she wan come dey live ur house make u dey do the same thing for am
Posted: at 28-11-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-11-2010 09:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-11-2010 08:11 PM
what do i say?Huh?
bros, anything wey commot 4 ur mouth, make u dey talk ooo
cos the joke tire me self
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2010 09:28 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-11-2010 09:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: lobocious on 28-11-2010 10:34 AM
@ poster,i dey sorry 4 U.
wetin him do?
 :'(
Posted: at 29-11-2010 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-11-2010 03:31 PM (13 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 30-11-2010 03:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 30-11-2010 06:25 PM (13 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 30-11-2010 06:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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