YOUR WIFE YOUR GIRLFRIEND............

Date: 23-11-2010 11:33 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ebony ogs
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- at 23-11-2010 11:33 PM (13 years ago)
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FOR THE XMASS IN ADVANCE!!!

WIFE IS LIKE TV.      GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MOBILE

AT HOME YOU WATCH TV.         WHEN YOU GO OUT YOU BRING ALONG MOBILE.

NO MONEY - SELL TV.                IF THERE IS MONEY CHANGE MOBILE.

SOMETIMES YOU ENJOY TV.       MOST TIME YOU PLAY WITH YOUR MOBILE.

TV FREE FOR LIFE.                     MOBILE?- IF YOU DONT PAY, SERVICE WILL BE TERMINATED.

TV HAS A REMOTE.                    MOBILE HAS NONE

TV IS BIG BULKY AND MOST TIME OLD.     MOBILE IS SMALL CUTE SLIM CURVY AND VERY PORTABLE ANY TIME.

TV OPERATIONAL COST IS ACCEPTABLE.   MOBILE OPERATIONAL COST IS HIGH AND OFTEN DEMANDING.

YOU MUST LISTEN TO YOUR TV (EITHER YOU LOVE NAGGING OR NOT). MOBILE IS A TWO WAY COMM.(TALK AND LISTEN)

TV HAS NO VIRUS.  MOBILE DO CONTACT VIRUSES.


MERRY XMASS TO ALL. YOU ARE ALL SO SPECIAL!!! CU SOON

Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Pepesy at 23-11-2010 11:38 PM (13 years ago)
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so funny
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 24-11-2010 04:58 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2010 04:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shoczyy at 24-11-2010 05:04 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2010 05:04 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- diplomatik at 25-11-2010 02:59 AM (13 years ago)
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lmao
Posted: at 25-11-2010 02:59 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 25-11-2010 06:16 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 25-11-2010 06:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-11-2010 06:42 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 25-11-2010 06:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kooljayjay at 25-11-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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   OUCH!!!!!!!
Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- florish4love at 25-11-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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haha cant stop laughing
Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 25-11-2010 12:26 PM (13 years ago)
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I clap for you.. pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa milo
Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 25-11-2010 11:01 PM (13 years ago)
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coming soon Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2010 11:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-11-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 26-11-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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hhahahha hmmm so stick to wife to avoid virus 
Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 26-11-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
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u sure??
Posted: at 26-11-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 26-11-2010 06:18 PM (13 years ago)
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very sure Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-11-2010 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 26-11-2010 08:15 PM (13 years ago)
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still laffin Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 26-11-2010 08:17 PM (13 years ago)
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still laffin Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 26-11-2010 08:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Lmtao! I love em mobile....
Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 26-11-2010 08:43 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 26-11-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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