WHY ARE SUGER MUMMIES HARD TO FIND OR ARE THEY SCARED??? (Page 4)

lol....u picked vixen the hottest gal on here........u'll need all the re-enforcment u can get!

Posted: at 13-12-2007 03:39 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

22 lists?..........link me up.

Posted: at 13-12-2007 07:28 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur prayers were not answered coz i saw that....and to freshen u up on vixen's 22 lists.....here they are....read it and read it out loud.....LoL 

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette`s "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess."
17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late.
18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast.
19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness.
20. Cry.
21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong.
22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.

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Posted: at 14-12-2007 07:54 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

@more_money....as i browse from page 2 page, i wonder y all the guys r not here to rescue u, n how did u feel....please stop being childdish jare. Guest wat....there are Raining Men out there!!! aint no sugar mama or honey mama looking for u. just sit back and ask yourselves y all the guys are not by your side at this moment.  Many guys are now looking for a way to stand on higher ground than to depend on sugar mama.

Tell me...if any young man like u tend to go out with your beloved mama.....how in the world would u feel? And remember that whatever sugar mama u want to dig is also some1 else mother. no need to offend, but please do remember that God is raining  more men from above, n r u among them?

Think about it.         

Posted: at 14-12-2007 04:39 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie

YEAAAAAAAAAHH 4 BLING4NAIJA......YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.........

Posted: at 15-12-2007 01:27 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I no blame all of you. Anyway i rest my case for now till i recover from the Sock.

Posted: at 15-12-2007 12:20 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming

Hey!!!!!!! Vixen if you no dey careful i go Divorce you Okay I knew it my enemies were at work.

Posted: at 15-12-2007 04:43 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming

Oh yeah is that what you want ? I NEED AN ANSWER NOW!!!:( :'(

Posted: at 15-12-2007 05:39 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming

I knew you would TALK myra. I knew it. You think your JUJU will work on me Never. If you think i would live Vixen for you to make your way. NEVER OKAY (But, wait oooooo hmmm!!!) anyway nothing dey happen Okay your plans won't work Okay 

Posted: at 16-12-2007 05:19 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming

I LOVE JUJU BEANS.......AND GUMMI WORMS

Posted: at 17-12-2007 03:04 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero