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Marriage Lies

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."

Posted: at 1-12-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Good but old

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Posted: at 1-12-2010 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

seen b4

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Posted: at 1-12-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

old

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Posted: at 1-12-2010 07:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

see question oo

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Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

u be snake?

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Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Vewy 4nee bt i 4got to laff.

Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

see this couple oooooooo they even av children and the hubby is still using toy is a surprise 2 me

Posted: at 8-12-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming