Which Hell is better?

Nigerian man dies and goes to hell. When he arrives, he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?".

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told.."First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..."

Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

he one(hell) in ur room is better

Posted: at 6-12-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice one.....but seen b4

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Posted: at 6-12-2010 10:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wow al is worst

Posted: at 6-12-2010 10:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Wow al is worst

Posted: at 6-12-2010 10:35 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Wow al are worst

Posted: at 6-12-2010 10:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

WETIN ???SHEY U DEY WELL

Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

d guy wan become addict by all means.

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Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

bros, ur mama no Bosom feed u when u small abi,
na him make u com dey do like goat pikin 4 here
 

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Posted: at 7-12-2010 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

@poster where Nigerian women go go wen dey die na?

Posted: at 7-12-2010 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac