A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 4-11-2008 08:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 6-11-2008 08:32 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Most of the jokes here are not new, they are for those who haven't seen it before. Don't bother to comment on a joke thats not new. Its either you like it or not. haha! na by force?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Most of the jokes here are not new, they are for those who haven't seen it before. Don't bother to comment on a joke thats not new. Its either you like it or not. haha! na by force?
PIRACY!!! you no know say na the jokes some people take the chop? u wan spoil their market?
Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
na wa o. dis rezi guy. ur own too much o. u no fit post. u go dey spoil people own. i no blame u sha. dem don talk am say people are knwn for one of these in their entire walk in life. either u solve problems or create one. i guess u are just doing one of those and e don do.
get ur jokes and stop disturbing us on weda u've heard or seen it b4 or not. if u have a prob wit sillyjoker go resolve am wit am. not on this forum.
I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!
Posted: at 6-11-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Jboy4shezo at 6-11-2008 02:06 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Bros simondx i dey feel u, this REZI no go ever post joke but e go dey open im wide mouth dey talk anyhow the guy busy body too much, u sure say na be babe im be? the one wey in mistakenly post NIGERIANS IN HELL na very common joke wey everybody don hear b4 yet nobody yan i don warn am say make e change or else........
Posted: at 6-11-2008 02:06 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
na wa o. dis rezi guy. ur own too much o. u no fit post. u go dey spoil people own. i no blame u sha. dem don talk am say people are knwn for one of these in their entire walk in life. either u solve problems or create one. i guess u are just doing one of those and e don do.
get ur jokes and stop disturbing us on weda u've heard or seen it b4 or not. if u have a prob wit sillyjoker go resolve am wit am. not on this forum.
I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!
thank you Mr lecturer for the lecture
Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 6-11-2008 06:20 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Rezi why u dey pretend like say u no see wetin i write abi u don dey fear me. well i hope the silence means that u have learnt u lesson the hard way. MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
Posted: at 6-11-2008 06:20 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
na wa o. dis rezi guy. ur own too much o. u no fit post. u go dey spoil people own. i no blame u sha. dem don talk am say people are knwn for one of these in their entire walk in life. either u solve problems or create one. i guess u are just doing one of those and e don do.
get ur jokes and stop disturbing us on weda u've heard or seen it b4 or not. if u have a prob wit sillyjoker go resolve am wit am. not on this forum.
I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!
Tcheeewww... Who b dis one sef Rubbish...
Posted: at 7-11-2008 08:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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