Flat Tummy

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

 

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Posted: at 4-11-2008 08:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Funny but i,ve seen it b4...

Posted: at 4-11-2008 11:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

not new

Posted: at 4-11-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

because u guilty u wan justify yourself abi.

Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

PIRACY!!! you no know say na the jokes some people take the chop? u wan spoil their market?

Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

PISS or PEACE

Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no be lie

Posted: at 6-11-2008 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na wa o. dis rezi guy. ur own too much o. u no fit post. u go dey spoil people own. i no blame u sha. dem don talk am say people are knwn for one of these in their entire walk in life. either u solve problems or create one. i guess u are just doing one of those and e don do.

get ur jokes and stop disturbing us on weda u've heard or seen it b4 or not.
 if u have a prob wit sillyjoker go resolve am wit am. not on this forum.

I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!

Posted: at 6-11-2008 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

thank you Mr lecturer for the lecture

Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol, omg

Posted: at 7-11-2008 02:01 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming