Disvirgined!!!

Date: 04-11-2008 3:52 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Ejemai Stephen
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- at 4-11-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Three christian bothers and a christian sister met after church service on sunday for the first time. So they decided to give a proper introduction of each other amongst themselves. The introduction went like dis;

PETER: hi, i'm peter not a saint.

ELIJAH: hello my name is elijah not a prophet ooh!

JOHN:   Well my name is john and i'm not a baptist.

MARY:   ok, my name is mary and of course u should know dat i'm not a virgin... LOL

Posted: at 4-11-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 5-11-2008 03:44 AM (16 years ago)
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she fit be virgin b4? how many virgin u dey see for church nowadays wey girls dey spoil from their mama bele
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:44 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 09:34 AM (16 years ago)
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Hahahahaa. Bros na u talk am oooh... LOL
Posted: at 5-11-2008 09:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 10:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 09:34 AM
Hahahahaa. Bros na u talk am oooh... LOL
no be true b4?
Posted: at 5-11-2008 10:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 10:57 AM (16 years ago)
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Ok i know sey na true wella. Bcus really to find virgins nowadays come be like to dey look for water for inside rock. LOL
Posted: at 5-11-2008 10:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Cutejustice at 5-11-2008 11:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Abeg oh, maybe i fit be one sef! but maybe i no sure!
Posted: at 5-11-2008 11:09 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago)
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u neva hear of where one 4years old girl admire herself for mirror finish she come hala 'men will suffer'?
wetin u expect from that kind pickin. she go be grannny b4 she reach 12years
Posted: at 5-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 11:14 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Cutejustice on  5-11-2008 11:09 AM
Abeg oh, maybe i fit be one sef! but maybe i no sure!
you neva do am b4? how u go say u no sure? u wey resemble terrorist wey dey terrorise girls for area
Posted: at 5-11-2008 11:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Cutejustice at 5-11-2008 11:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-11-2008 11:12 AM
u neva hear of where one 4years old girl admire herself for mirror finish she come hala 'men will suffer'?
wetin u expect from that kind pickin. she go be grannny b4 she reach 12years

lol, E b lyk say i don do am, but i no fit remember, but i no be terrorist, na only 17 and half babes i get oh!
Posted: at 5-11-2008 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 11:25 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Cutejustice on  5-11-2008 11:20 AM
Quote from: rezimero on  5-11-2008 11:12 AM
u neva hear of where one 4years old girl admire herself for mirror finish she come hala 'men will suffer'?
wetin u expect from that kind pickin. she go be grannny b4 she reach 12years

lol, E b lyk say i don do am, but i no fit remember, but i no be terrorist, na only 17 and half babes i get oh!
i dey suspect you oh. your hand clean so? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 11:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 02:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Cutejustice on  5-11-2008 11:09 AM
Abeg oh, maybe i fit be one sef! but maybe i no sure!

U beta no sure bros. Bcos e b lyk sey na u make mary introduce herself like dat ooh...LOL
Posted: at 5-11-2008 02:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 05:21 PM (16 years ago)
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the guy na suspect Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 05:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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Beta one (Suspect)... LOL
Posted: at 5-11-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 06:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 05:28 PM
Beta one (Suspect)... LOL
u no fit leave 2years old girl with am oh
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 06:11 PM (16 years ago)
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If u try am 2day, in nine months time na im u go know the result... He go give the small pikin twins carry for am... LOL     
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gtexcute at 5-11-2008 06:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-11-2008 03:44 AM
she fit be virgin b4? how many virgin u dey see for church nowadays wey girls dey spoil from their mama bele

virgin?my mum is stil a virgin @ 60 oh make una no talk say them no dey oh.Even my girl friend sef never open.
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:13 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 06:18 PM (16 years ago)
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nine months too tay na. e fit no reach 3months b4 the pikin go show
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yeye89 at 5-11-2008 06:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gtexcute on  5-11-2008 06:13 PM
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-11-2008 03:44 AM
she fit be virgin b4? how many virgin u dey see for church nowadays wey girls dey spoil from their mama bele

virgin?my mum is stil a virgin @ 60 oh make una no talk say them no dey oh.Even my girl friend sef never open.


please don't make me laugh...how the hell is your mom a virgin at 60 smart one?
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:19 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 06:28 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gtexcute on  5-11-2008 06:13 PM
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Quote from: rezimero on  5-11-2008 03:44 AM
she fit be virgin b4? how many virgin u dey see for church nowadays wey girls dey spoil from their mama bele

virgin?my mum is stil a virgin @ 60 oh make una no talk say them no dey oh.Even my girl friend sef never open.
If your mama na virgin, everybody na virgin na. that means na another way man and woman take dey form pikin
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 06:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Virgin or vagin or wetin u call am. Abeg make we know deceive ourselves. Virgins are rare. Most especially in dis part of the world. E just b like sey u wan talk sey snow dey for naija... @Gtexcute
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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