HA HA PASTOR (cnt'd)

Date: 31-01-2011 12:28 am (14 years ago) | Author: jimmy mathyns
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- at 31-01-2011 12:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Lets continue. Now, there was this lagos pastor whose only daughter was impregnated.
He was Mad,angry and prepared to disown the girl. Amid of the brohaha, a man came to the pastors house with a convoy of hummers and Limos.

The man said " pastor there's no cause 4 alarm, i impregnated ur daughter.
If she give birth to a girl i will build u a mansion with 10 exotic cars, if its a Boy, i will give u an estate, a private jet and $25m.
The man now asked the pastor, what if she has a miscarriage? The pastor said " ah, dats no problem, u will have to sleep with her again abi"

Posted: at 31-01-2011 12:28 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 31-01-2011 12:44 AM (14 years ago)
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heard b4

Posted: at 31-01-2011 12:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 31-01-2011 02:44 AM (14 years ago)
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yeah true!!
but u try sha
Posted: at 31-01-2011 02:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 31-01-2011 07:26 AM (14 years ago)
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yep, now u are joking
not that first one u posted
this is hilarious Grin Grin

Posted: at 31-01-2011 07:26 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shinapeters at 31-01-2011 08:30 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one.
Posted: at 31-01-2011 08:30 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 31-01-2011 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-01-2011 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 31-01-2011 04:05 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
still laffing at comments Grin

Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jjdogara at 31-01-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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is it going to be always like this?
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 31-01-2011 04:25 PM (14 years ago)
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hehe..dats funny..Nice 1 poster
Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 31-01-2011 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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u try.................

Posted: at 31-01-2011 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 31-01-2011 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nellkiss at 31-01-2011 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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remixing dede one day!!!
Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 31-01-2011 05:24 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 31-01-2011 05:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 31-01-2011 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 31-01-2011 05:19 PM
remixing dede one day!!!

exactly   Grin Grin

Posted: at 31-01-2011 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 31-01-2011 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 31-01-2011 07:09 PM
Quote from: nellkiss on 31-01-2011 05:19 PM
remixing dede one day!!!

exactly   Grin Grin

see u skypon........na ucheogbuagu remix............

Posted: at 31-01-2011 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 1-02-2011 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 1-02-2011 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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over posted joke.
Pb4pb4pb4
if u vex go hug trailer

Posted: at 1-02-2011 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 1-02-2011 10:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  1-02-2011 10:50 AM
over posted joke.
Pb4pb4pb4
if u vex go hug trailer



where florish, i hear say she go chop for Border. shey na true Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 1-02-2011 10:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-02-2011 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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hahaha i neva see am since yestaday
she kom kris house nah

Posted: at 1-02-2011 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 1-02-2011 10:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  1-02-2011 10:54 AM
hahaha i neva see am since yestaday
she kom kris house nah




my kris house Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 1-02-2011 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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