adex4eva at 9-02-2011 09:53 PM (14 years ago) (m)
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON:at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one?SON: Toy Story.Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was a day with pornstar. DAD:What?! When I was ur age,I didn't even know what porn was..Robot slaps Dad!MOM:Ha ha! After all he's ur son..Robot slaps mum
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Posted: at 9-02-2011 09:53 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
terryworld at 9-02-2011 10:34 PM (14 years ago) (m)
pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 9-02-2011 10:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply obioma12 at 9-02-2011 10:49 PM (14 years ago) (m)
haha i luv dis joke
Posted: at 9-02-2011 10:49 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply zeigbo at 9-02-2011 10:50 PM (14 years ago) (m)
pb4
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 9-02-2011 10:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 10-02-2011 11:36 PM (14 years ago) (m)
the robot just dey slap everybody even the papa
pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him self no go sleep
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 10-02-2011 11:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply giftmurphy at 11-02-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago) (f)
ok
Posted: at 11-02-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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na today you hear am abeg posted b406
Posted: at 11-02-2011 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 09:35 AM (14 years ago) (m)
na today i hear am oooooo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 17-02-2011 09:35 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply mrvoue at 17-02-2011 09:42 AM (14 years ago) (m)
i laff (Robot slaps me)
Posted: at 17-02-2011 09:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Freesmile at 17-02-2011 11:04 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Reply mrvoue at 17-02-2011 11:29 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Robot go slap u o
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply MacDaniel at 17-02-2011 01:02 PM (14 years ago) (m)
if i talk say a laugh this robot fit slap me oh
Posted: at 17-02-2011 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jaolab at 17-02-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago) (m)
pb7 pb8 pb9 pb10 too much of is no more funny
Posted: at 17-02-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply jaolab at 17-02-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago) (m)
pb7 pb8 pb9 pb10 too much of is no more funny
Posted: at 17-02-2011 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply mrvoue at 17-02-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) (m)
we don hia! abi aw many times u wan tok am?
Posted: at 17-02-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 03:31 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i laff (Robot slaps me)
oya go give testimony for church nah
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 18-02-2011 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 03:36 PM (14 years ago) (m)
we don hia! abi aw many times u wan tok am?
ee concern u?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 18-02-2011 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply mrvoue at 18-02-2011 03:40 PM (14 years ago) (m)
we don hia! abi aw many times u wan tok am?
ee concern u?
e no concern me?
Posted: at 18-02-2011 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply mrvoue at 18-02-2011 03:40 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i laff (Robot slaps me)
oya go give testimony for church nah
wait sef..i b xtian o but shey dem do gv testimony 4 mosque?
Posted: at 18-02-2011 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago) (m)
i laff (Robot slaps me)
oya go give testimony for church nah
wait sef..i b xtian o but shey dem do gv testimony 4 mosque?
yes nah
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 18-02-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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